Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?

Ever since I took that bullet to the nip back in 'Nam... I can't do it anymore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dad used to tell me that if i pressed both of them at the same time, my penis would fall off

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and did you try it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let me just...OH SHIT

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet that was back when people were good parents.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how do you think girls are made?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This comment almost has more votes than the actual post. Something is dreadfully strange here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I should get some kind of achievement for that ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol my little brother just learned. It's so funny watching him try to do it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You watch your brother while he touches his nipples? Not gonna lie... That's kinda weird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think he meant masterbate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's even weirder.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who said anything about touching? You clearly don't know what guys use their nipples for.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right actually, I don't. Enlighten me:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a guy and I don't know what we use our nipples for....???????

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then you are not a real man

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nothing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice decoy, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One of my guy friends once told me what they were used for. It was too much for my mind to wrap around. I just got out of rehab.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Girls: You'll never tell where our secret hot meetings are held, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually everyone already knows... I went in undercover and found out! Hey Dr. Professor gynecologist 1 sir, I would like to introduce you to your new patient, I don't know if you've met her before, but people call her 0. Guys 1 girls 0!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That 70's show?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guys: You'll never tell about the secret cameras, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Girls: You'll never tell that we found the secret cameras and put them in the Men's bathroom, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You only got some of the cameras, and we give that footage to the gay guys, anyways...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Girls: Guys will never know what happens at sleep overs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I put a hidden cam in your room. Don't kid yourself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who said we were in my room..?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Soo.. kitchen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know, we might be in the kitchen, but we're definitely not making your ass a sandwich.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You'll have cameras throughout your house by tomorrow then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pleasure, duh ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my god not this again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this post is like the penis secret post!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

duhh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You have just finished reading my comment, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(that guy): please, don't be that guy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WE NEED TO STOP RIPPING THE PENIS POST OFF!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I almost died of laughter because I only read "WE NEED TO STOP RIPPING THE PENIS OFF!!" !!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I first found out what they are for, I freaked. Let's just say I never want to see lemons again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago