My dad used to tell me that if i pressed both of them at the same time, my penis would fall off
how do you think girls are made?
and did you try it?
Let me just...OH SHIT
I bet that was back when people were good parents.
This comment almost has more votes than the actual post. Something is dreadfully strange here.
I should get some kind of achievement for that ;)
Ever since I took that bullet to the nip back in 'Nam... I can't do it anymore.
Girls: Guys will never know what happens at sleep overs.
I put a hidden cam in your room. Don't kid yourself.
Who said we were in my room..?
You know, we might be in the kitchen, but we're definitely not making your ass a sandwich.
You'll have cameras throughout your house by tomorrow then.
Girls: You'll never tell where our secret hot meetings are held, amirite?
That 70's show?
Guys: You'll never tell about the secret cameras, amirite?
Girls: You'll never tell that we found the secret cameras and put them in the Men's bathroom, amirite?
You only got some of the cameras, and we give that footage to the gay guys, anyways...
Actually everyone already knows... I went in undercover and found out! Hey Dr. Professor gynecologist 1 sir, I would like to introduce you to your new patient, I don't know if you've met her before, but people call her 0. Guys 1 girls 0!
One of my guy friends once told me what they were used for. It was too much for my mind to wrap around. I just got out of rehab.
Oh my god not this again.
Lol my little brother just learned. It's so funny watching him try to do it.
You watch your brother while he touches his nipples? Not gonna lie... That's kinda weird.
i think he meant masterbate.
That's even weirder.
Who said anything about touching? You clearly don't know what guys use their nipples for.
You're right actually, I don't. Enlighten me:)
this post is like the penis secret post!
WE NEED TO STOP RIPPING THE PENIS POST OFF!!
I almost died of laughter because I only read "WE NEED TO STOP RIPPING THE PENIS OFF!!" !!!
You will never ever know
oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!
When I first found out what they are for, I freaked. Let's just say I never want to see lemons again.
Pleasure, duh ;)
You have just finished reading my comment, amirite?
(that guy): please, don't be that guy
I'm a guy and I don't know what we use our nipples for....???????
Then you are not a real man
Nice decoy, bro.
To feed our masturbation babies. Duh.
masturbation baby (noun): an infant that uses his or her arms to imitate the action of masturbation, much to an adult's delight. Made famous from the major motion picture "The Hangover" (see 'not at the table Carlos!').