People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?

'to' is too short.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fixed :) thanks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha...punny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brMoJpFnd3o&feature=player_embedded#at=96 Don't ask Don't Tell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Life isn't too short...I am!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It just means you're perfect height for blow jobs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Speaking of blowjobs, I believe many of you are due for your weekly payment to moi...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damnit, I keep forgetting about that. Listen, can I double up next week? Funds are short...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's true...teehee :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know what else is too short? Wait nevermind, you're a girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jmayrod's gonna be P.O.'d someone took his spot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sure he allows someone else to have it every other day so it won't be as suspicious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1032681 (BreakfastFan): No. Anthony doesn't like 2 BJ's in a row

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My experience proves otherwise.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.instantostrich.com/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People complain your c==3 is too short? c======================================3. Problem solved

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your balls are looking kinda inverted there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He must have been circumcised.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is quite funny,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It may have intended to be humorous, but to me it failed. It's called an opinion; wiki that if you don't get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your opinion sucks then, ask the other 1086 people that agree with me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no one likes you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You do realize that no one over the age of about 14 says that(and I couldn't care less); is puberty going rough for you, kid? Poor cowardly anontard *pats head*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol. the people have spoken, say whatever you want.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"The people" are sheep- and generally morons. Glad to know you realize you're part of that group.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whatever if people more people disagreed than agreed it wouldnt have a plus 11. because you can see who voted on them, and anyone who doesnt like/agree with you is a moron, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, you're that anon too? Or are you just stalking my comments again? Either way, you have some serious issues.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, im the anon, thats why the anon said "pretty much^" and yeah, im stalking your comments, it has nothing to do with this being potd or anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pretty much ^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58108603@N08/5432424806/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Li- *dies*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I lol'd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's funny, but not really POTD material to me. Just my thoughts

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*applauds*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If only we could apply the same concept to orgasms...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oooooooooorgasmmmmmmmmm!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The experience of being alive is too short

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ttthhee eexxpppeerrriieeeennncccee oofff bbeeeiinnggg aalllllliivvvee- Happy?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nice spelling

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What you've done is not natural! Life should not be stretched in such a way! You cannot just add letters to make life longer because doing so does not give you a true life. You have created a monstrosity!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The people that complain life is to short are the people that are young. If you were 88 you wouldn't complain that. x]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

O I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the circle, the circle of lllllliiiiiiiifffffffeeeee

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's how every girl spells "life" on Facebook anyway.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow I'm shocked no one has commented on life being misspelled! I'm extremely impressed... maybe we did kill off the grammar nazis after all!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Nazis

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I read this post, I imagine a guy with a stupid stoner grin on his face nodding with two thumbs up: "Liiiiiiiffffeeeee dude, let's get high!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

also, this post made me think of the quote: "people say life is too short, but then again, what's longer than life?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

by Anonymous 14 years ago

um yes she is my real life bff..... i know. im fucking awesome...... :D love youuuu

by Anonymous 14 years ago