People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.
But there's no one left to complain about the dead people's short lives. Peace at last.
Life isn't too short...I am!
It just means you're perfect height for blow jobs.
Speaking of blowjobs, I believe many of you are due for your weekly payment to moi...
Damnit, I keep forgetting about that. Listen, can I double up next week? Funds are short...
That's true...teehee :D
You know what else is too short? Wait nevermind, you're a girl.
'to' is too short.
fixed :) thanks
Don't ask Don't Tell.
I don't understand.
Jmayrod's gonna be P.O.'d someone took his spot
I'm sure he allows someone else to have it every other day so it won't be as suspicious.
@1032681 (BreakfastFan): No. Anthony doesn't like 2 BJ's in a row
My experience proves otherwise.
That's how every girl spells "life" on Facebook anyway.
People complain your c==3 is too short? c======================================3. Problem solved
Your balls are looking kinda inverted there.
He must have been circumcised.
It's funny, but not really POTD material to me. Just my thoughts
If only we could apply the same concept to orgasms...
What you've done is not natural! Life should not be stretched in such a way! You cannot just add letters to make life longer because doing so does not give you a true life. You have created a monstrosity!
In the circle, the circle of lllllliiiiiiiifffffffeeeee
This is so lame, yet so funny at the same time. I love it. Good POTD.
The people that complain life is to short are the people that are young. If you were 88 you wouldn't complain that. x]
When I read this post, I imagine a guy with a stupid stoner grin on his face nodding with two thumbs up: "Liiiiiiiffffeeeee dude, let's get high!"
Wow I'm shocked no one has commented on life being misspelled! I'm extremely impressed... maybe we did kill off the grammar nazis after all!
This is quite funny,
also, this post made me think of the quote: "people say life is too short, but then again, what's longer than life?"
O I see what you did there.
um yes she is my real life bff..... i know. im fucking awesome...... :D love youuuu
I love you both :)
YOU ARE A FAILURE AND A TERRIBLE PERSON.
It's too short?
The experience of being alive is too short
Ttthhee eexxpppeerrriieeeennncccee oofff bbeeeiinnggg aalllllliivvvee- Happy?
It may have intended to be humorous, but to me it failed. It's called an opinion; wiki that if you don't get it.
Your opinion sucks then, ask the other 1086 people that agree with me
no one likes you
You do realize that no one over the age of about 14 says that(and I couldn't care less); is puberty going rough for you, kid? Poor cowardly anontard pats head
lol. the people have spoken, say whatever you want.
"The people" are sheep- and generally morons. Glad to know you realize you're part of that group.
whatever if people more people disagreed than agreed it wouldnt have a plus 11. because you can see who voted on them, and anyone who doesnt like/agree with you is a moron, amirite?
Wow, you're that anon too? Or are you just stalking my comments again? Either way, you have some serious issues.
yeah, im the anon, thats why the anon said "pretty much" and yeah, im stalking your comments, it has nothing to do with this being potd or anything.
pretty much ^