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People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?

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People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.

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But there's no one left to complain about the dead people's short lives. Peace at last. y smilie

thinkfathomlesss avatar thinkfathomless Yeah You Are +5Reply

Life isn't too short...I am!

Snookis avatar Snooki Yeah You Are +73Reply
@Snooki Life isn't too short...I am!

It just means you're perfect height for blow jobs.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +31Reply
@Norma It just means you're perfect height for blow jobs.

Speaking of blowjobs, I believe many of you are due for your weekly payment to moi...

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +24Reply
@DanielJames Speaking of blowjobs, I believe many of you are due for your weekly payment to moi...

Damnit, I keep forgetting about that. Listen, can I double up next week? Funds are short...

You know what else is too short? Wait nevermind, you're a girl.

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +62Reply

'to' is too short.

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are +52Reply
Anonymous +10Reply
@Rainbows 'to' is too short.

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Don't ask Don't Tell.

Anonymous 0Reply
@ Don't ask Don't Tell.

I don't understand.

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are +1Reply

Jmayrod's gonna be P.O.'d someone took his spot

That's how every girl spells "life" on Facebook anyway.

People complain your c==3 is too short? c======================================3. Problem solved

It's funny, but not really POTD material to me. Just my thoughts

If only we could apply the same concept to orgasms...

What you've done is not natural! Life should not be stretched in such a way! You cannot just add letters to make life longer because doing so does not give you a true life. You have created a monstrosity!

In the circle, the circle of lllllliiiiiiiifffffffeeeee

SpearmintMilks avatar SpearmintMilk Yeah You Are +16Reply

This is so lame, yet so funny at the same time. I love it. Good POTD.

Anonymous +12Reply

The people that complain life is to short are the people that are young. If you were 88 you wouldn't complain that. x]

When I read this post, I imagine a guy with a stupid stoner grin on his face nodding with two thumbs up: "Liiiiiiiffffeeeee dude, let's get high!"

Anonymous +10Reply

Wow I'm shocked no one has commented on life being misspelled! I'm extremely impressed... maybe we did kill off the grammar nazis after all!

Anonymous +6Reply

This is quite funny,

applauds

SamGs avatar SamG Yeah You Are +3Reply

also, this post made me think of the quote: "people say life is too short, but then again, what's longer than life?"

SamGs avatar SamG Yeah You Are +3Reply

O I see what you did there.

um yes she is my real life bff..... i know. im fucking awesome...... :D love youuuu

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YOU ARE A FAILURE AND A TERRIBLE PERSON.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are 0Reply
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It's too short?

heethebobos avatar heethebobo Yeah You Are +16Reply

The experience of being alive is too short

Awumpas avatar Awumpa No Way -1Reply
@Awumpa The experience of being alive is too short

Ttthhee eexxpppeerrriieeeennncccee oofff bbeeeiinnggg aalllllliivvvee- Happy?

Anonymous +5Reply
@Blearslyrarer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

It may have intended to be humorous, but to me it failed. It's called an opinion; wiki that if you don't get it.

@Black_No_1

no one likes you

Anonymous +13Reply
@no one likes you

You do realize that no one over the age of about 14 says that(and I couldn't care less); is puberty going rough for you, kid? Poor cowardly anontard pats head

@lol. the people have spoken, say whatever you want.

"The people" are sheep- and generally morons. Glad to know you realize you're part of that group.

@Black_No_1 "The people" are sheep- and generally morons. Glad to know you realize you're part of that group.

whatever if people more people disagreed than agreed it wouldnt have a plus 11. because you can see who voted on them, and anyone who doesnt like/agree with you is a moron, amirite?

@fuckoffwhore whatever if people more people disagreed than agreed it wouldnt have a plus 11. because you can see who voted on...

Wow, you're that anon too? Or are you just stalking my comments again? Either way, you have some serious issues.

@Black_No_1 Wow, you're that anon too? Or are you just stalking my comments again? Either way, you have some serious issues.

yeah, im the anon, thats why the anon said "pretty much" and yeah, im stalking your comments, it has nothing to do with this being potd or anything.

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