Putting food in my pants. Do not want.
So, women would PUKE their babies out. They'd bleed out of their face. Doesn't sound like a good idea.
So... Do we talk from our crotch or have our vaginae as mouths...?
That would be unattractive...
Stick a tampon in it.
I just imagined having a vagina for a mouth. Never again.
Talk about bad breath...
I was just about to comment something like that, but then I saw what you wrote and I was heartbroken. xD
thats the story of my life. nice un btw
Never speak of that again.
It would make kissing kinda awkward
Eating would be much easier for us guys.
it's basically the same thing..