i prefer pool parties and then making them drown in the pool >:) oh we're talking about the sims??? yeah i dont do that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All in all, this is why I should never be allowed to play God. Fuck you, Kurt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my day :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my god...Now I want to try this :D I'll make a boy named Kurt and kill him just for you :D ...I don't think I'm going to tell my therapist about this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You made me laugh so much with that story! Once I resurrected a ghost by mistake, so then I couldn't kill him, he annoyed me no end so I know how you feel about kurt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://aidenvdh.rootnode.net/fun_gallery/imgs/all_the_ppl_that_care.jpg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you shouldnt have said "in the sims"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Orrr you put them in a small room with a rocket launcher or fireplace, a bunch of wooden chairs, and no door. Fire - death - haunted house:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If i'm feeling really generous, I give them two-week old salad :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or how about five day old burnt waffles? Or leaving them with the children? Or, like I prefer, HAVING children with them, and then killing them off when you cheat and make their devil child "all grown up"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow you guys make me wonder about the human race... hahas jk SADISM FTW!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL YES

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ahaha I have a Basement in my Sim's house to lock all of the annoying neighbors and paparazzi in. [I have all of the Sims 3 Ep & SP] But they never seem to die!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's incredibly annoying when you're torturing the children of some family, and a social worker comes and walks right through all of the barriers and takes the children away. i mean, come on. talk about a buzzkill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont know what you guys are talking about. I have sims on my ipod touch and i cant have kids or lock peopl up and theres no school bus or social worker. Does any one else have that problem?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They are talking about the pc/mac version. The iPod version is nothing like the computer game because on the computer you can do all of this and more (so much fun!). If you like the boring and stupid iPod version, get the computer games

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks alot. Id been hearing alot about people doing crazy stuff with their sims and i was like " what the heck? All my sim does is eat and work"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you can have kids. you just have to scroll down under romance.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can you really? Cuz i already have a husband and all and i cant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, found that too. I divorced my husband (while he was living with me) and then got our relationship and everytime our relationship went up a level i checked underromance for it. it will eventully comeup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. i had that problem at first. So i divorced my husband then pressed try for baby when we were engaged again. (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago