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it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

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Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.

Anonymous +332Reply

OHMYGAWSH THIS IS MAKING NO SENSE ANYMORE...

Anonymous +141Reply

Well so far I think we have a story about Jesus eating arms, and fetus vaginas. Cool story bro

And then everybody died. THE END.

(You people who keep on trying to mess this up suck)

Anonymous +56Reply
@fifthfogel (Why are you writing in parentheses?)

(dude haven't you heard, they're totally in this season!)

@fifthfogel (No way I didn't hear! Yo thanks for telling me!)

<<Parentheses are sooooo mainstream, guillemets are the way to go.>>

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@(You people who keep on trying to mess this up suck)

Says the person that just inserted something totally random, haha. But it was funny!

Just delete the random comments that don't add sense.

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Rainbow road

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +47Reply

come on you guys.. you have to comment a word that makes sense with the previous one!

Anonymous +45Reply

THIS ISNT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT KINDA STORY GOES A sponge names squarepants c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the

Some_Kids avatar Some_Kid Yeah You Are +42Reply

OKAY CAN WE JUST START THIS OVER AND BE SERIOUS THIS TIME! This could end up to be really cool. :)

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Fergaliscious,

Anonymous +40Reply

THE FULL STORY
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato.
A sponge names squarepants dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the
tits. after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted they decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed but edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however bella was feeling sexy but yet optimus prime.... TO BE CONTINUED

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everyone died. The end.

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What other story could the world possibly need?

candisses avatar candisse No Way +29Reply

its sucks because i made this post anonymously thinking it would be shot down, and its actually doing well...

xoxjulieexoxos avatar xoxjulieexoxo Yeah You Are +28Reply

well,
this worked out

(thats not one word)

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and the world was a much better place

Anonymous +21Reply

masturbate

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become extinct

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Meanwhile...

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vagina

Anonymous +14Reply

for the lols

Anonymous +13Reply

George Bush

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Jesus

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Fetus

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long

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After the dinousaurs did your mom and erupted.... they decided to:

(this page takes so long to load now, they need to make an option to show or hide comments, and to be able to see like 10 or 50 at a time, similar to a big set of facebook comments, amirite?)

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THE FULL STORY
Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.

after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses

Nipples

Gibby

Anonymous +8Reply

Invader Zim

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disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
(parentheses means words that make the story not make sense)

@Some_Kid Way to interrupt another story getting started...

sorry about ruining the story but 1. we could always restart it and 2. the post did say a story

@fifthfogel sorry about ruining the story but 1. we could always restart it and 2. the post did say a story

Yeah it's cool but it's all like in the middle of it haha. And lets not keep commenting on this cause it takes like a minute or 2 to just load the page now

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three eyed monkeys.

man

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umpa-lumpa-land

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Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony...

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seductive

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We should make this into a book, and people will be like "this makes absolutely know sense" and we'll say
"the writer had Turret's and kept on typing "cccccombo breaker, pancakes, and fuck you""

after

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cat

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But Edward Cullen

Haitians

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said

depths

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Sweaty

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Anyway,

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Pancakes

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He went frolicking to Suck Balls Land with Invader Zim first, and killed Edward Cullen and the world was a much better place. However, Bella was feeling sexy.

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Androgynous

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Why

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into

the

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@xoxjulieexoxo the

YJKJKGKJGKJGJKGK

Anonymous -12Reply
@xoxjulieexoxo ?

i messed up the story.

Anonymous -4Reply
@i messed up the story.

no you didnt.... at all

Pizza

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tendencies

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on GerberChickens

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potato.

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porcupines

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@O-S-C-A-R

(ME!): My

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second

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@Name

it's

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@manda2895 M-A-Y-E-R

Thank you all for working together. The rest of the comment page wishes it made this much sense.

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@939533

Fuck you man, fuck you. Do you have six fingers? Either way, prepare to die.

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chapstick

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happened

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@ashnicoleluvsblg of

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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@large

voluptious

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bodacious

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did

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@did

your mom

Anonymous +34Reply

Can someone please combine this to make the entire story? 2 parts are already written out...we just need the part about the porcupine and and the part after spongebob

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babies

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flagellants

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Paragliding

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platypuses

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as

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mustaches

arousing

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whilst

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The end... or is it?

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Jumped

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in

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they

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A

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ducks

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juicebox

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will

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die

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land

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showtunes

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clothing

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provoked

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into

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benefited

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genocide

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resulting

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exploding

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disguise

themselves

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Santa Claus

slaughtered

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Caucasians

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Anthony

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Climbed

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reminiscing

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2012

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nothing

animosity

Tune in next time

for another exciting episode...

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@930597

babies!

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the

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Ate

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@930650

It did for a while... :P

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@It did for a while... :P

but then some jack-ass had to come along and say: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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were

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death

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Pineapple King :)

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sponge

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@Prosopagnosia sponge

named Squarepants...

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two million

but

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positive

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Sweater

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@MakeShift Sweater

hahaha my bologna has a sweater.

Jumps

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people

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a

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sweater

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@930969

I think it's the first, because amirite still has a few deep thought out posts.

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@930988

say stuff that makes sense pertaining to the previous word.

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your

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when

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He

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Went

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into

frolicking

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to

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insane

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suck

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with

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And killed

however

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Bella

Was

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feeling

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sexy

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yet

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like

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jumping

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that

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smelled

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and

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tantrum

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Uganda

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from

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was

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in

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chimpanzees

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joyfully

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over

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the

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abyss

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of Wonderland

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therefore

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could

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with

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killed

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precipices

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are

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jacked

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shrooms

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dance

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The Sequel:

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about

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Suddenly,

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wanted

so

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he

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and

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screwed

licked

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Miley Cyrus's...

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killed

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the

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Hitler's minions around the world...

Best story I've ever read. <3

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NEW STORY: LET'S GO.

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monkey

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toothpaste

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because... asher roth

forgave

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after

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they

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Oh god can we please move on with our lives..

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Fart

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to...

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take

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in

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my litterbox

, happily

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but

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ploopy

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yesterday wasss......FRIDAY :P

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tits.

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This was a fail.

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In

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Tacos

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into

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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

have

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I'm awesome i 啊吗 啊饿饿四哦吗饿

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@I'm awesome i 啊吗 啊饿饿四哦吗饿

what is a1 ma1 a1 e4 e4 si4 o1 ma1 e4 supposed to mean.

A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.

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erupted

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boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner

A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.

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The person by climbing in through their window. So y'all better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide yur husbands, 'cuz they're raping everybody out here. Then.....

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hotpockets

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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@930788

said you're fucking annoying

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@930788

There is a special place in hell for combo breakers like you. =.=

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