Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.
THIS ISNT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT KINDA STORY GOES A sponge names squarepants c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the
THE FULL STORY
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato.
A sponge names squarepants dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the
tits. after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted they decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed but edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however bella was feeling sexy but yet optimus prime.... TO BE CONTINUED
(this page takes so long to load now, they need to make an option to show or hide comments, and to be able to see like 10 or 50 at a time, similar to a big set of facebook comments, amirite?)
THE FULL STORY
Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.
after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses
disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
(parentheses means words that make the story not make sense)
Yeah it's cool but it's all like in the middle of it haha. And lets not keep commenting on this cause it takes like a minute or 2 to just load the page now
We should make this into a book, and people will be like "this makes absolutely know sense" and we'll say
"the writer had Turret's and kept on typing "cccccombo breaker, pancakes, and fuck you""
He went frolicking to Suck Balls Land with Invader Zim first, and killed Edward Cullen and the world was a much better place. However, Bella was feeling sexy.
Can someone please combine this to make the entire story? 2 parts are already written out...we just need the part about the porcupine and and the part after spongebob
A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.
A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.
The person by climbing in through their window. So y'all better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide yur husbands, 'cuz they're raping everybody out here. Then.....
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.
OHMYGAWSH THIS IS MAKING NO SENSE ANYMORE...
Well so far I think we have a story about Jesus eating arms, and fetus vaginas. Cool story bro
... and jumping into the depths of rainbow road.
And then everybody died. THE END.
(You people who keep on trying to mess this up suck)
(Why are you writing in parentheses?)
(dude haven't you heard, they're totally in this season!)
(No way I didn't hear! Yo thanks for telling me!)
<<Parentheses are sooooo mainstream, guillemets are the way to go.>>
Says the person that just inserted something totally random, haha. But it was funny!
Just delete the random comments that don't add sense.
Rainbow road
come on you guys.. you have to comment a word that makes sense with the previous one!
THIS ISNT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT KINDA STORY GOES A sponge names squarepants c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the
OKAY CAN WE JUST START THIS OVER AND BE SERIOUS THIS TIME! This could end up to be really cool. :)
Fergaliscious,
THE FULL STORY
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato.
A sponge names squarepants dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the
tits. after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted they decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed but edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however bella was feeling sexy but yet optimus prime.... TO BE CONTINUED
Wow. I gotta give you props for typing all that out. Good Job.
he missed some parts
Oh well.
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everyone died. The end.
What other story could the world possibly need?
its sucks because i made this post anonymously thinking it would be shot down, and its actually doing well...
hahahahah liar
hahaha actually im not. but you dont have to believe me.
well,
this worked out
(thats not one word)
of
and the world was a much better place
masturbate
That is all.
become extinct
Meanwhile...
Once...
Upon
a
tiny shark
(Your+name+(optional)): One word?
MESSUP!
vagina
Im
Eating
Chips.
@931094 (Zubat): They're
doritos.
your
balls. (obligatory)
are
tiny
for the lols
George Bush
Jesus
Fetus
long
After the dinousaurs did your mom and erupted.... they decided to:
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Died
THE FULL STORY
Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.
after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses
end"
(Did Jesus just say all of that?)
http://www.amirite.net/489477/930502 If you count that comment, then no.
time
Nipples
Gibby
Invader Zim
disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
(parentheses means words that make the story not make sense)
Way to interrupt another story getting started...
sorry about ruining the story but 1. we could always restart it and 2. the post did say a story
Yeah it's cool but it's all like in the middle of it haha. And lets not keep commenting on this cause it takes like a minute or 2 to just load the page now
you mean to say that outside of the parenthesis made sense?
....How long did that take to type exactly?
three eyed monkeys.
"Listen
Want
that
the
man
umpa-lumpa-land
Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony...
farted
on
everyone
and
amirite? was born..
@932696 (Gatesss747): many
people
never
knew
potatoes
were
Poisonous.
kittens
but
Godzilla
Yogi Bear
and
devored
umbrellas
so
he
and@943721 (anon): and
seductive
We should make this into a book, and people will be like "this makes absolutely know sense" and we'll say
"the writer had Turret's and kept on typing "cccccombo breaker, pancakes, and fuck you""
i
everyone
to
Eat
their
arms
or
jump
on
Ufelia
the
butterfly
and
then
spit
at
after
cat
But Edward Cullen
Vikings
Haitians
said
swan
jumped
depths
Sweaty
Anyway,
Pancakes
He went frolicking to Suck Balls Land with Invader Zim first, and killed Edward Cullen and the world was a much better place. However, Bella was feeling sexy.
Androgynous
Why
into
the
YJKJKGKJGKJGJKGK
?
i messed up the story.
no you didnt.... at all
Pizza
Smurf
tendencies
And
Then
on GerberChickens
potato.
porcupines
My
bologna
has
a
First
name,
it's
O-S-C-A-R
(ME!): My
has
second
Name
it's
M-A-Y-E-R
Thank you all for working together. The rest of the comment page wishes it made this much sense.
Fuck you man, fuck you. Do you have six fingers? Either way, prepare to die.
chapstick
happened
of
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
a
large
voluptious
ate
bodacious
did
your mom
they
erupted
facepalm
But
the sponge
named bob
Can someone please combine this to make the entire story? 2 parts are already written out...we just need the part about the porcupine and and the part after spongebob
babies
Piccolos
and
flagellants
Paragliding
platypuses
as
mustaches
arousing
whilst
The end... or is it?
Jumped
into
in
they
A
ducks
juicebox
will
die
You
should
never
fuck
After,
The dinosaurs
agreed
land
Prime
showtunes
clothing
provoked
into
benefited
genocide
resulting
exploding
disguise
themselves
Santa Claus
slaughtered
Caucasians
Anthony
Climbed
reminiscing
2012
came
nothing
jesus
animosity
Tune in next time
for another exciting episode...
babies!
the
Ate
will
-bur the pig
After
Russell Crowe
It did for a while... :P
but then some jack-ass had to come along and say: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
After,
were
awaiting
the
death
Pineapple King :)
sponge
named Squarepants...
ate
two million
but
positive
Sweater
hahaha my bologna has a sweater.
Makes
Jumps
like
your mom
people
Trying
to
make
shit
a
sweater
new
I think it's the first, because amirite still has a few deep thought out posts.
say stuff that makes sense pertaining to the previous word.
love
your
my
when
went
the
He
Went
into
frolicking
to
insane
suck
with
And killed
however
Bella
Was
feeling
sexy
But
yet
optimus
Eventually
unicorns
invaded
Antarctica
while
the
Nazis
unintentionally
imploded
because
Moses
like
drunken
jumping
on
that
smelled
and
some
tantrum
meanwhile
Uganda
from
because
there
was
in
Europe
after
chimpanzees
were
joyfully
over
the
abyss
of Wonderland
therefore
could
oranges
with
that
ate
named
because
they
smelled
but
killed
because
he
all
while
precipices
are
jacked
the
shrooms
dance
The Sequel:
and then he
Ate a cracker
about
Suddenly,
But
wanted
so
he
fucked
ducks
and
screwed
kangaroos
licked
Miley Cyrus's...
which
killed
the
Hitler's minions around the world...
Best story I've ever read. <3
NEW STORY: LET'S GO.
Godmothers
:/
Once
No
yes :)
upon
a
time
there
was
a
*n aquatic
monkey
who
thought
toothpaste
had
cannibalistic
so
he
ran
to
be
the
first
male
fairy
pancake
because... asher roth
.....what?
zombies
forgave
chainsaws
after
they
Oh god can we please move on with our lives..
Agreed
Fart
to...
take
baths
in
my litterbox
, happily
whilst
it
cannot
occur
because
something
but
ploopy
has
purposely
raped
yesterday wasss......FRIDAY :P
tits.
This was a fail.
In
The
Tacos
into
flabergasted
My mom
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
have
I'm awesome i 啊吗 啊饿饿四哦吗饿
what is a1 ma1 a1 e4 e4 si4 o1 ma1 e4 supposed to mean.
away.
A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.
And
erupted
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A
Man
Named
Jesus
Was
Cool
And
Liked
To
Masturbate
In
Front
Of
His
Friends.
Then
He
Told
The
World
His
Story
And
He
Became
Totally
Awesome.
Now
We
<3
Him.
Cool
Story
Bro.
You're not funny.
The person by climbing in through their window. So y'all better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide yur husbands, 'cuz they're raping everybody out here. Then.....
no
hotpockets
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
bumgina
http://ctrlv.in/12189
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
fuck you.
said you're fucking annoying
There is a special place in hell for combo breakers like you. =.=