+526 it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

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Once...

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Upon

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MESSUP!

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a

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tiny shark

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(Your+name+(optional)): One word?

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time

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Jesus

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said

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"Listen

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i

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everyone

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their

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arms

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or

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jump

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on

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Ufelia

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butterfly

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spit

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bumgina

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hotpockets

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after

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that

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the

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swan

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jumped

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http://ctrlv.in/12189

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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fuck you.

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into

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the

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YJKJKGKJGKJGJKGK

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?

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i messed up the story.

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no you didnt.... at all

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depths

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of

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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Rainbow road

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Pizza

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a

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large

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voluptious

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man

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Smurf

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cat

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Jumped

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into

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away.

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into

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on GerberChickens

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the

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vagina

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OHMYGAWSH THIS IS MAKING NO SENSE ANYMORE...

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potato.

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And then everybody died. THE END.

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Fetus

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Ate

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will

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-bur the pig

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After

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something

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its sucks because i made this post anonymously thinking it would be shot down, and its actually doing well...

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hahahahah liar

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hahaha actually im not. but you dont have to believe me.

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Just delete the random comments that don't add sense.

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Well so far I think we have a story about Jesus eating arms, and fetus vaginas. Cool story bro

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... and jumping into the depths of rainbow road.

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After,

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Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.

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Meanwhile...

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porcupines

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were

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Tacos

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long

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in

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And

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but

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awaiting

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the

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umpa-lumpa-land

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they

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The

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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Nipples

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death

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Pineapple King :)

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OKAY CAN WE JUST START THIS OVER AND BE SERIOUS THIS TIME! This could end up to be really cool. :)

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A

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sponge

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named Squarepants...

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ate

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(You people who keep on trying to mess this up suck)

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(Why are you writing in parentheses?)

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(dude haven't you heard, they're totally in this season!)

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(No way I didn't hear! Yo thanks for telling me!)

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<<Parentheses are sooooo mainstream, guillemets are the way to go.>>

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Says the person that just inserted something totally random, haha. But it was funny!

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ploopy

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two million

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ducks

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Im

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Eating

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Chips.

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@931094 (Zubat): They're

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doritos.

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your

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balls. (obligatory)

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are

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tiny

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Sweaty

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but

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Fergaliscious,

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positive

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bologna

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has

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a

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name,

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it's

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O-S-C-A-R

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(ME!): My

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Sweater

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hahaha my bologna has a sweater.

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Gibby

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ate

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flabergasted

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My mom

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has

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Makes

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Jumps

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like

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your mom

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come on you guys.. you have to comment a word that makes sense with the previous one!

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people

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Trying

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to

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make

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shit

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a

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sweater

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new

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juicebox

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will

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die

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You

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should

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never

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masturbate

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That is all.

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love

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your

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have

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fuck

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my

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bodacious

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ono

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chapstick

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Anyway,

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THIS ISNT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT KINDA STORY GOES A sponge names squarepants c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the

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tits.

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After,

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The dinosaurs

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did

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your mom

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they

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erupted

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well, this worked out

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I'm awesome i 啊吗 啊饿饿四哦吗饿

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what is a1 ma1 a1 e4 e4 si4 o1 ma1 e4 supposed to mean.

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agreed

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*facepalm*

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After the dinousaurs did your mom and erupted.... they decided to:

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become extinct

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for the lols

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But

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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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when

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the sponge

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named bob

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went

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the

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Pancakes

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He

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Went

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into

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erupted

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frolicking

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to

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insane

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suck

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land

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with

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Invader Zim

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And killed

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But Edward Cullen

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Died

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and the world was a much better place

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however

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Bella

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Was

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feeling

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sexy

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But

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Can someone please combine this to make the entire story? 2 parts are already written out...we just need the part about the porcupine and and the part after spongebob

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everyone died. The end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY What other story could the world possibly need?

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yet

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optimus

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Prime

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THE FULL STORY Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. A sponge names squarepants dubstep ate ploopy two million ducks im eating chips your really sweaty but fergaliscious positive my bologna sweater gibby ate flabergasted has makes jump like people trying to a sweater new juice box will die should never masturbate love your have fuck my bodacious chapstick anyway the tits. after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted they decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed but edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however bella was feeling sexy but yet optimus prime.... TO BE CONTINUED

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Wow. I gotta give you props for typing all that out. Good Job.

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he missed some parts

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Oh well.

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He went frolicking to Suck Balls Land with Invader Zim first, and killed Edward Cullen and the world was a much better place. However, Bella was feeling sexy.

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Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony...

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farted

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on

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everyone

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and

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amirite? was born..

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@932696 (Gatesss747): many

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people

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never

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knew

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potatoes

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were

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Poisonous.

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kittens

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but

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Godzilla

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devored

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umbrellas

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so

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he

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and@943721 (anon): and

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This was a fail.

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A Man Named Jesus Was Cool And Liked To Masturbate In Front Of His Friends. Then He Told The World His Story And He Became Totally Awesome. Now We <3 Him. Cool Story Bro.

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A Man Named Jesus Was Cool And Liked To Masturbate In Front Of His Friends. Then He Told The World His Story And He Became Totally Awesome. Now We <3 Him. Cool Story Bro.

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You're not funny.

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(^thats not one word)

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Eventually

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unicorns

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invaded

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Antarctica

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while

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the

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Nazis

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unintentionally

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imploded

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because

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Moses

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babies

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purposely

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raped

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The person by climbing in through their window. So y'all better hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide yur husbands, 'cuz they're raping everybody out here. Then.....

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no

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Piccolos

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and

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showtunes

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like

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drunken

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Vikings

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jumping

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on

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Androgynous

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clothing

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that

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smelled

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seductive

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provoked

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flagellants

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into

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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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some

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tantrum

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meanwhile

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Uganda

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benefited

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from

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genocide

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resulting

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in

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Europe

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exploding

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after

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were

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joyfully

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over

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In

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the

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abyss

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of Wonderland

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therefore

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platypuses

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disguise

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themselves

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as

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with

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mustaches

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that

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ate

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named

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George Bush

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they

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smelled

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arousing

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but

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killed

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Santa Claus

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because

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he

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slaughtered

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all

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Caucasians

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while

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Anthony

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Climbed

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THE FULL STORY Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.

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after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses

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disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed... (parentheses means words that make the story not make sense)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Way to interrupt another story getting started...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sorry about ruining the story but 1. we could always restart it and 2. the post did say a story

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah it's cool but it's all like in the middle of it haha. And lets not keep commenting on this cause it takes like a minute or 2 to just load the page now

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....How long did that take to type exactly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you mean to say that outside of the parenthesis made sense?

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precipices

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are

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(this page takes so long to load now, they need to make an option to show or hide comments, and to be able to see like 10 or 50 at a time, similar to a big set of facebook comments, amirite?)

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jacked

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the

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shrooms

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dance

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The Sequel:

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end" (Did Jesus just say all of that?)

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http://www.amirite.net/489477/930502 If you count that comment, then no.

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and then he

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Ate a cracker

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whilst

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reminiscing

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about

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three eyed monkeys.

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Suddenly,

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2012

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came

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nothing

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happened

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But

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jesus

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wanted

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animosity

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so

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he

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fucked

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ducks

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and

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screwed

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kangaroos

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licked

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Miley Cyrus's...

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which

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killed

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the

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Hitler's minions around the world...

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The end... or is it?

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Tune in next time

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for another exciting episode...

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Best story I've ever read. <3

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NEW STORY: LET'S GO. Godmothers

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Once

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No

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yes :)

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upon

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was

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*n aquatic

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monkey

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tendencies

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first

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male

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fairy

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pancake

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We should make this into a book, and people will be like "this makes absolutely know sense" and we'll say "the writer had Turret's and kept on typing "cccccombo breaker, pancakes, and fuck you""

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yesterday wasss......FRIDAY :P

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.....what?

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zombies

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forgave

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chainsaws

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after

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they

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Oh god can we please move on with our lives..

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Agreed

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Fart

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to...

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take

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baths

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in

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my litterbox

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, happily

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