+758 Wait wait... Snookie wrote a book? ... I think the better question here is Wait.. Snookie can read? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honesty enough with the Snooki is stupid jokes. It so annoying and you spelled her name wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would respect your opinion except 1) you went anonymous 2) you supported SnookiE. 3) if you spell cookie with an E then i will spell Snookie with an E as well. Hope that clears this whole thing up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, look, another 'Snooki is stupid, etc.' joke. These never get old...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I literally said that when I heard she wrote a book. Awkward silence followed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is exactly what i thought when i found out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's stupid that a publisher will try and sell her book but overlook a myriad of good authors who will actually contribute literature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Jimmy Fallon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah... Literature at it's finest: “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky….He had an OK body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(*spelingizimportent*): Is this actually from the book?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*ghost-wrote

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She could have dictated it to someone who CAN read :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait....Snooki can write? Wait....Snooki knows the ALPHABET?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the best part of this post? those were the exact words that went through my mind when i saw the book in Barnes and Nobel

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got the sample on my Kindle. None of the words are over 5 letters O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got the sample on my Nook. Thirty three pages later I can still feel my IQ dropping...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you read 33 pages?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's how long the sample was...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is the book even about? How to look like an orange poser?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's so wrong with snooki??!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

snooki rocks. Fuck you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol thanks anon. go back to your pathetic life now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She had a ghost writer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snooki*

by Anonymous 13 years ago