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Wait wait... Snookie wrote a book? ... I think the better question here is Wait.. Snookie can read? amirite?

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I literally said that when I heard she wrote a book. Awkward silence followed.

Wait....Snooki can write?
Wait....Snooki knows the ALPHABET?!

Ah... Literature at it's finest:
“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky….He had an OK body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”

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Oh, look, another 'Snooki is stupid, etc.' joke.
These never get old...

It's stupid that a publisher will try and sell her book but overlook a myriad of good authors who will actually contribute literature.

Wynauts avatar Wynaut Yeah You Are +7Reply

this is exactly what i thought when i found out.

*ghost-wrote

I love Jimmy Fallon.

Anonymous +2Reply

She could have dictated it to someone who CAN read :)

stacilovesyous avatar stacilovesyou Yeah You Are +2Reply

the best part of this post?
those were the exact words that went through my mind when i saw the book in Barnes and Nobel

carlymomos avatar carlymomo Yeah You Are +1Reply
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you don't know who Snooki is..?

AbbeyIsEppics avatar AbbeyIsEppic Yeah You Are 0Reply

I got the sample on my Kindle. None of the words are over 5 letters O.o

umamaniquas avatar umamaniqua Yeah You Are 0Reply

I got the sample on my Nook. Thirty three pages later I can still feel my IQ dropping...

NotACommunists avatar NotACommunist Yeah You Are 0Reply

What is the book even about? How to look like an orange poser?

Anonymous 0Reply

She had a ghost writer.

Anonymous 0Reply

Snooki*

Anonymous 0Reply

What's so wrong with snooki??!

snooki rocks.
Fuck you.

Anonymous -2Reply
@snooki rocks. Fuck you.

lol thanks anon. go back to your pathetic life now.

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy Yeah You Are 0Reply

Honesty enough with the Snooki is stupid jokes. It so annoying and you spelled her name wrong.

Anonymous -14Reply
@Honesty enough with the Snooki is stupid jokes. It so annoying and you spelled her name wrong.

i would respect your opinion except 1) you went anonymous 2) you supported SnookiE. 3) if you spell cookie with an E then i will spell Snookie with an E as well.

Hope that clears this whole thing up

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy Yeah You Are +19Reply
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