You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a chicken. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still an attention seeker. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You wear makeup, you're fake. You don't wear makeup, you're ugly. You can't please everyone. Amirite?