+559 It would be weird if farts smelled good. *toot* 'Wow! Did someone just fart? It smells like flowers!' 'Here! Smell mine!' *toot* 'It smells like my grandma's perfume!', amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And how farts might sound like "toot" would be another insane world of it's own.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I farted yesterday and my friend said it smelled like cinnamon rolls. I was flattered.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you're not worried?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not really lol. I had a cinnamon roll for breakfast before that happened. I thought it was cool haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

except my grandma's perfume smells like farts. and so does my grandma.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THIS IS THE ONLY THINK ON THE INTERNET TO EVER MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHA holy crap this post was funny...i laughed out loud!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I farted right as I was reading this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Since when does my grandma smell good? Seriously?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this reminds me of this thing on nickelodeon, where some kid put a dryer sheet in his pants, and farted... "mmmm, lilacs!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago