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Guys: you still remember your first wank, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Does it count if I didn't cum because I didn't understand how to do it right but it still felt good?
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Perverted oyster): Yeah it counts.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Glorious naivety.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Pardon my stupidity but what's a wank?
by Anonymous14 years ago
You should have just said, "Im 12 and what is this".
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahahaha. But I'm 18!
by Anonymous14 years ago
It means jack off, masturbate, etc.
I think it's an English term.
by Anonymous14 years ago
lol! xD
I peed my pants when i saw this!
by Anonymous14 years ago
That's... unfortunate.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yes. Yes it is.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I expected lots of stories^
But I guess I'll go first
heard alot about masturbation in like 8th grade and decided it.
best feeling EVER!
before you just sort of browse porn...and be like meh...I'm hard but idk what to do now.
but after the first time, the quality of the feeling degrades :/
by Anonymous14 years ago
A bunch of my friends told me what to do when I was in 3rd grade, and I tried it a while after they did. I couldn't even get hard, but I still had an orgasm...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I remember my first time..it felt so good rubbing my clit but I kept thinking, this shouldn't feel good it's my pee hole, not my vagina which is what I should be touching haha..
by Anonymous14 years ago
What?
1. Your clit isn't your ''pee hole.'' Not even close.
2. Most women can't get off from vaginal stimulation alone. I read somewhere that 90-something percent of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
3. There is no ''what you should be touching.'' Everyone is different and where you touch is entirely up to you depending on what feels good for you.
by Anonymous14 years ago
She probably means that she wasn't aware of her clitoris when she first did it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Lol exactly..I was naive. Obviously now I know it was my clit, but I didn't back then. Still feels good tho haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
It is indeed a very common word in the UK, meaning to masturbate. And the most common insult to throw at a guy here, is to call him a wanker. I remember having a giggle as a child when I saw the name of an unfortunate guy called Thomas Wanker listed in the credits at the end of an episode of Buffy.
I digress.
I’m fairly sure that a boy’s first proper orgasm accompanies his first ejaculation. It’s odd because a little boy’s hands fall naturally to his penis, & they fiddle with it constantly during early childhood. They also experience erections, although full hardness isn’t achieved until testosterone enters his system, but most guys describe their first orgasm as ‘messy”!
Girls discover their clitoris in bed, & due to it’s large concentration of nerves, orgasms come more naturally, & much earlier for girls, & are normally achieved by squeezing a cuddly toy or pillow between our thighs. These early orgasms are only a pale shadow of those we can achieve when puberty hits, which can be as early as 10 yo these days, & at that time we discover that we can experience multiple orgasms. So obviously we aren’t surprised when we learn that boys wank off too! What does surprise us though is that, even though they seem to desire sex, & go on & on about it continually, they can only actually only have one orgasm at a time. And even that seems a little feeble compared to ours.
Anyway, my first orgasm was too long ago to remember cos I was only about five. But I do remember who gave it to me.
His name was teddy!
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