+96 Guys: you still remember your first wank, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Does it count if I didn't cum because I didn't understand how to do it right but it still felt good?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Perverted oyster): Yeah it counts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Glorious naivety.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pardon my stupidity but what's a wank?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You should have just said, "Im 12 and what is this".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahaha. But I'm 18!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It means jack off, masturbate, etc. I think it's an English term.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol! xD I peed my pants when i saw this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's... unfortunate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes. Yes it is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I expected lots of stories^ But I guess I'll go first hello heard alot about masturbation in like 8th grade and decided it. best feeling EVER! before you just sort of browse porn...and be like meh...I'm hard but idk what to do now. but after the first time, the quality of the feeling degrades :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A bunch of my friends told me what to do when I was in 3rd grade, and I tried it a while after they did. I couldn't even get hard, but I still had an orgasm...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I remember my first time..it felt so good rubbing my clit but I kept thinking, this shouldn't feel good it's my pee hole, not my vagina which is what I should be touching haha..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What? 1. Your clit isn't your ''pee hole.'' Not even close. 2. Most women can't get off from vaginal stimulation alone. I read somewhere that 90-something percent of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm. 3. There is no ''what you should be touching.'' Everyone is different and where you touch is entirely up to you depending on what feels good for you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She probably means that she wasn't aware of her clitoris when she first did it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol exactly..I was naive. Obviously now I know it was my clit, but I didn't back then. Still feels good tho haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It is indeed a very common word in the UK, meaning to masturbate. And the most common insult to throw at a guy here, is to call him a wanker. I remember having a giggle as a child when I saw the name of an unfortunate guy called Thomas Wanker listed in the credits at the end of an episode of Buffy. I digress. I’m fairly sure that a boy’s first proper orgasm accompanies his first ejaculation. It’s odd because a little boy’s hands fall naturally to his penis, & they fiddle with it constantly during early childhood. They also experience erections, although full hardness isn’t achieved until testosterone enters his system, but most guys describe their first orgasm as ‘messy”! Girls discover their clitoris in bed, & due to it’s large concentration of nerves, orgasms come more naturally, & much earlier for girls, & are normally achieved by squeezing a cuddly toy or pillow between our thighs. These early orgasms are only a pale shadow of those we can achieve when puberty hits, which can be as early as 10 yo these days, & at that time we discover that we can experience multiple orgasms. So obviously we aren’t surprised when we learn that boys wank off too! What does surprise us though is that, even though they seem to desire sex, & go on & on about it continually, they can only actually only have one orgasm at a time. And even that seems a little feeble compared to ours. Anyway, my first orgasm was too long ago to remember cos I was only about five. But I do remember who gave it to me. His name was teddy!

by Anonymous 1 year ago