Today, I have saved a fish from drowning. It was dancing on the ground because it was happy, but then it got tired and took a nap. This is how you become a true hero. amirite?

+728 Today, I have saved a fish from drowning. It was dancing on the ground because it was happy, but then it got tired and took a nap. This is how you become a true hero. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How'd this make it to the homepage? It's so stupid.. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to recognize a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually misread the post, at first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shaddup Voldemort.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey I'm brave, I just saved this fish from drowning. Off you go little buddy. He's tired now, earlier he was dancin' all around...RUN FREE...RUN." -J.D. from Scrubs, My Princess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saved a deer today. My life hasn't made this much sense since I found out my birthday was the same as Luke Skywalker's.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is saving a deer connected to your realization of your birthday was the same as Luke Skywalker's?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't, it gives my life meaning. That was what I wrote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ignore their down arrows! I thought that was a wonderful story :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also: The Force ............

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU WENT FISHING?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol that was hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idgi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scrubs!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is my all-time favourite post. Forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago