+672 People say spoons can't be used as weapons. I disagree. There are many spoon-fighting techniques. The bludgeoning, the eye-gouging, the flicking, the simple knocking the opponent's weapon away... and I can't even list the number of things you can do with the handle. Plus, no one expects to be defeated by a guy with a spoon, so you have the element of surprise. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reminds me of the mask of zorro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Insert matrix reference here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or playing a game of Spoons. My mom almost took my hand off trying to grab the spoon out of my hand once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That game is so freaking intense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know! Once with my youth group, we played it with knives because we couldn't find any spoons. Plastic knives, but knives nonetheless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that game!! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like a Dwight from The Office quote even though I know it isn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always tell my friends I'm going to cut them with a spoon, I dunno it sounds more painful because how much force you would have to use to actually cut someone with a spoon, and how angry you would have to be to actually do it.....Yeah, I'm a great friend :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone in my class took a plastic spork, and chopped my friends apple in half. It did nothing for a second, and then it perfectly fell in two halves. With a plastic spork. He's a pyscho.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the "scoop"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so u bring a spoon to a knife, fight... sounds good to me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THE SPOON KILLER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago