+542 I'd be so fucking weird if someone kidnapped you but they were super nice about it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Okay so I need you to breathe in this chloroform- Oh, you don't want to? Well, I guess just get in the bag then- no? Okay... You can just sit in the car while I go ransack your house. Wanna ride shotgun? You can turn the radio on if you want!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hi there, sorry about the window. Nice room you've got here. Love the poster. So, if you could just get out of bed for me. Grab your slippers, it's cold outside. Great, wanna take anything else? Do you need to use the bathroom before we go?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You can pack some stuff if you want, just let me know when you're ready. Do you need to make any stops or anything before we leave? I'd be happy to drive you!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would probably increase the odds of Stockholm Syndrome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

**It'd :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to correct it myself, thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was that sarcasm or was someone on this site actually being nice? =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, not sarcasm. I'm just being nice :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You didn't hear about the guy who kidnapped some chick and updated his Facebook about it? With pics, statuses, etc

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Any link to the story?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.wltx.com/news/article/141067/35/Man-Kidnaps-Woman-Updates-Facebook-Status

by Anonymous 12 years ago