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I'd be so fucking weird if someone kidnapped you but they were super nice about it, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Okay so I need you to breathe in this chloroform- Oh, you don't want to? Well, I guess just get in the bag then- no? Okay... You can just sit in the car while I go ransack your house. Wanna ride shotgun? You can turn the radio on if you want!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Hi there, sorry about the window. Nice room you've got here. Love the poster. So, if you could just get out of bed for me. Grab your slippers, it's cold outside. Great, wanna take anything else? Do you need to use the bathroom before we go?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"You can pack some stuff if you want, just let me know when you're ready. Do you need to make any stops or anything before we leave? I'd be happy to drive you!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would probably increase the odds of Stockholm Syndrome.
by Anonymous13 years ago
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by Anonymous13 years ago
I was just about to correct it myself, thanks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Was that sarcasm or was someone on this site actually being nice? =)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah, not sarcasm. I'm just being nice :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
You didn't hear about the guy who kidnapped some chick and updated his Facebook about it? With pics, statuses, etc
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