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Ladies: It would be cool to be able to retract your boobs. So you can stick them out when you need them, and suck them back in when you don't, amirite?

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Saigots avatar Saigot Yeah You Are +82Reply

It scares me a little bit that this is in the "Food" category...

shAvayourfaces avatar shAvayourface Yeah You Are +29Reply

But then most girls would just keep them in unless they were trying to impress a guy with them, and then people would think they were sluts.

What a weird thought.

Deadpools avatar Deadpool Yeah You Are +15Reply

inflatiboobs!!!!

Anonymous +15Reply

This would be really convenient. You could retract them when lying on your stomach (ie. massages or sleeping), running down/up the stairs without a bra, contact sports, back pain, etc.

Anonymous +10Reply

And then you could bring them out really fast and punch someone in the face with them.

@JellyBlock And then you could bring them out really fast and punch someone in the face with them.

Now when I think of them, I see them as a weapon. Like when a robber is stealing your purse, you just thrust your chest forward and BAM, he's out cold.

I am guy. I like boobs.

I kinda like mine out where they are, honestly. I guess this would be useful for massage tables and sleeping. Actually, that'd be pretty damn cool.

PirateQueens avatar PirateQueen Yeah You Are +5Reply

Guys: You wish you could retract your penis when you're giving a speech, but have it go out again in the locker room.

__________s avatar __________ Yeah You Are +5Reply

The real question: Will they still be natural? ._.

@Kashish The real question: Will they still be natural? ._.

Yes. Just like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch, when he's in the pet shop and sucks in all his...um...parts.. to look like a dog.

Cassandras avatar Cassandra Yeah You Are +11Reply

Retractaboobs would be helpful for things like sleeping and a ride on the Minebuster (Canadians in the GTA would know this ride) at Wonderland. I believe they should rename this ride to the Boob Buster because it kills the girls!

Cassandras avatar Cassandra Yeah You Are +1Reply
@kisa Woot GTA! Minebuster's the wooden rackety one, right?

One of the wooden ones. You'll know that's it if you start yelling "MY BOOBS!" halfways through. It's tough. Also, when the ride finishes and you're waiting under that little roof part to exit, there's like a shed that's there and there's literally hundreds of different coloured hair ties and headbands. It actually looks kinda cool :)

Cassandras avatar Cassandra Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Cassandra hair ties and headbands on the roof of the shed that have been thrown there.

I don't like going on the wooden ones at all because it's too shaky. Have you been on Windseeker?
*Kind of related to your hairbands comment: I was skiing, and going up on the lift, there were bras hanging from the nearby trees XD

@kisa I don't like going on the wooden ones at all because it's too shaky. Have you been on Windseeker? *Kind of related...

I think Windseeker is a waste of time. All it does is go round and round... it's boring. The only thing it's good for is when it's really hot it gives you a bit of a breeze to cool down, but even then, you have to wait more than an hour to get on it.

Wooden roller coasters are my favourite. Nothing beats them! This may seem so common, but Behemoth is my favourite ride now. Before that it was Dragon Fire. I hope Livithian (or however it's spelled) is just as good as Behemoth! :D

Cassandras avatar Cassandra Yeah You Are 0Reply

I like my boobs... Just the way they are.

@AnnDeeva I like my boobs... Just the way they are.

Oh, her boobs, her boobs, make tupperware seem like there's no plastic,
Her tits, her tits, stay perky without her tryin'
They're so beautiful,
And I stare at them every day...

I know, I know, when I wanna grab em she won't let me,
And it's so, it's so sad to think she don't see what i see
But every time she asks me 'do my boobs look big?'
I sayy....

When I see your boobs
There's not a thing that I wouldn't grab,
Cause they're amazing, just the way they aren't


hold the applause.

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