+292 Ladies: It would be cool to be able to retract your boobs. So you can stick them out when you need them, and suck them back in when you don't, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a weird thought.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inflatiboobs!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It scares me a little bit that this is in the "Food" category...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yummmm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like my boobs... Just the way they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I see your boobs, there's not a thing that I would change, cause they're lumps of fat, that I love to look at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know shit was about to go down! Good stuff though ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually commented before seeing your comment...haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit. Anon fail. Is it creepy that I'm a girl?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't mean to reply to myself...but since I did... Yes, yes it probably is. inb4 Narwhal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I see your spam, there's roughly 4 things I would change, cause spams retarded, and a nasty ass meat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually didn't mean to spam. It just happened, okay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, her boobs, her boobs, make tupperware seem like there's no plastic, Her tits, her tits, stay perky without her tryin' They're so beautiful, And I stare at them every day... I know, I know, when I wanna grab em she won't let me, And it's so, it's so sad to think she don't see what i see But every time she asks me 'do my boobs look big?' I sayy.... When I see your boobs There's not a thing that I wouldn't grab, Cause they're amazing, just the way they aren't ____________________________________________________________________________ hold the applause.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then most girls would just keep them in unless they were trying to impress a guy with them, and then people would think they were sluts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am guy. I like boobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kinda like mine out where they are, honestly. I guess this would be useful for massage tables and sleeping. Actually, that'd be pretty damn cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go-Go Gadget Boobs!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The real question: Will they still be natural? ._.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. Just like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch, when he's in the pet shop and sucks in all his...um...parts.. to look like a dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys: You wish you could retract your penis when you're giving a speech, but have it go out again in the locker room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Retractaboobs would be helpful for things like sleeping and a ride on the Minebuster (Canadians in the GTA would know this ride) at Wonderland. I believe they should rename this ride to the Boob Buster because it kills the girls!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woot GTA! Minebuster's the wooden rackety one, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One of the wooden ones. You'll know that's it if you start yelling "MY BOOBS!" halfways through. It's tough. Also, when the ride finishes and you're waiting under that little roof part to exit, there's like a shed that's there and there's literally hundreds of different coloured hair ties and headbands. It actually looks kinda cool :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

* hair ties and headbands on the roof of the shed that have been thrown there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like going on the wooden ones at all because it's too shaky. Have you been on Windseeker? *Kind of related to your hairbands comment: I was skiing, and going up on the lift, there were bras hanging from the nearby trees XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Windseeker is a waste of time. All it does is go round and round... it's boring. The only thing it's good for is when it's really hot it gives you a bit of a breeze to cool down, but even then, you have to wait more than an hour to get on it. Wooden roller coasters are my favourite. Nothing beats them! This may seem so common, but Behemoth is my favourite ride now. Before that it was Dragon Fire. I hope Livithian (or however it's spelled) is just as good as Behemoth! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then you could bring them out really fast and punch someone in the face with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now when I think of them, I see them as a weapon. Like when a robber is stealing your purse, you just thrust your chest forward and BAM, he's out cold.

by Anonymous 13 years ago