I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

Why do I feel like you nicked this from someone/somewhere? :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not that I could find when I searched it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It has the air of being previously posted to me, but that might just be, well, me XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not just you. I feel like it's from something...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm tellin you dude, I checked this shit like 45 times. I didn't copy it from anywhere. Damn, bitches all up on my jaun and shit

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wasn't saying you stole it, it just sounds familiar and I can't place it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tosh.0? that kid with the face paint that was like "i like turtles"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That kid was sweet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was thinking it sounded familiar too. IMO it sounds like something Demetri Martin would say. Not saying that it was stolen though, but it does remind me of him an awful lot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It sounds like something my friend would say. When I read this, I heard her voice saying this. That's why it sounds familiar to me. To which you will respond: cool story bro. Tell it AGAIN. Tell it ata PARTY. You'll get laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, he stole it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guarantee you stole it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've seen this shit all over Facebook Like sites more than many months ago. But its new to the site so congrats :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole it. I wrote that exact same thing about four months ago, and was accused of stealing it. Then it was removed. You totally stole it. Even if you didn't steal it from a post on here, you still stole it from another site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yo duuuudeesss chill lil man, its from my name is earl can tell you that straight up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's from Facebook!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was definitely on facebook, but idk, maybe it was on here first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of people have the same opinion on turtles. At least 2600 of them do, atm. Can people stop bitching about every post? Minds think alike. You're subconsciously jealous that this got POTD. You think your posts are so much deserving than this one. Just shut up and enjoy the post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Seriously.): Chill. Like seriously, chill. I think this is a good post of the day, and I even admitted that it might have been posted on here before it was posted (word for word, by the way, so it's not a coincidence) on facebook. Relax, I'm not bashing the post of the day. People were wondering if they'd seen if before, and I mentioned that I had seen it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wasn't directed towards you specifically, but everyone in that little conversation about how he stole it. I don't need to relax. I used exclamation points and it came off the wrong way to you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm steamed because I wrote this on here word for word a few months ago, and it was removed because it had been posted before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Seriously.): Yeah i kow right!!!?? they are just sour they don't have POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's from Mitch Hedberg. He did a similar joke on frogs talking about the forest fire representative in england being better than the bear. 'Frogs are always cool' etc etc

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was like "Wow this really sounds like Mitch Hedburg" and I'm really glad you said that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This dude "swears" they didn't copy it from anywhere, yet it is a word for word exact match with a facebook group i recently liked. what a coincidence..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my life is bro had it on

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turtles have been my favorite animals for a long time, but until now, I could never put into words why. Thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHDM7eDCKI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have to say, I burst out laughing when I saw the title

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U took that from MLIB

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think I did, I google searched it like 13 times in like 13 different ways. Something would've came up. But if you find the post for me I guess I'll believe you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its all over facebook?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On the first day of kindergarten, I saw this kid and thought he looked like a turtle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Duuude, I have a friend who looks turtle-ish. Cool fuckin kid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Omg I have friends who look like mice. They look pretty cute though lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And I have friends who are mice! After doing some experiments on them I realized that they were the superior life-form and that they were actually testing ON ME! Who would've guessed?! And also, they Earth is just a machine to find the question of life after we already know the answer, which is OBVIOUSLY 42.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1288111 (Albert_Einstein): HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good job, you have successfully proven you can read!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, i wasn't sure up to that point so i gave myself a little pat on the back when i recognized something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alligator snapping turtles have the second strongest bite force of any animal alive. They'll hurt the absolute FUCK out of you if you get near them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...We covered the snapping turtle topic earlier. Not the kind of turtle I was talking about at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I used proper grammar to get my point across, as well as using facts and clarifications. They do give a good point, though, about specifying. Just saying "turtles" impies every animal that can be classified under the umbrella term of "turtle". We're not psychic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, I am too goood damn high to handle your shit right now. I guess I'm sorry, hop off pl0x.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I understand. I remember once, the triple Os in the phrase "don't know how" was freaking me out. I will, in fact, hop off.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The voice in my head that read this sounded reaaaaaaally stoned.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ha yeah I did too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OP was probably stoned when he wrote this, but look, it got POTD. This just proves I need to write more posts while taking drugs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too! I immediately thought of finding nemo and the voice sounded like the turtle from that movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're like the Bob Marley's of the animal kingdom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, turtles with dreads. That'd be fantastic

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I ever saw that I'd cry tears of happiness. Then commit myself to a drug rehab cuz they'd be singing reggae as well.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They have turtles that sing reggae......dude....lead teh way....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This reminded me of the turtles from Finding Nemo.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My tortoise used to sneak up on me when I was sitting and try to bite my toes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank yoooou. Let's be friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

turtles have been my favourite animal for ever! also am i the only one who read this in a really stoned voice? i kind of have the feeling the op was flying high when they wrote this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because he is haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess you haven't heard... http://www.clickorlando.com/news/9662353/detail.html Very, very sad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

His fault for goin out to tag them. People gotta leave turtles alooone man. They're not botherin you, don't bother them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And how about all of these poor souls who had no idea what was about to happen? http://www.lakejacksonturtles.org/accident.htm Also very, very sad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Look, I'm not going to read all of that. I'm just going to assume that it's a bunch of stories about turtle-related atrocities. But this post obviously can't speak for all turtles. Humans have done some prettttttty fucked up shit, but a majority of us aren't really bad people. Same goes for turtles, dude.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh hey, I agree with you. There are some awesome turtles out there. Those sites are just being very specific. I was just trying to point out those scary turtle incidents. Because they happen. But anyways, I'd side with the good turtles any day. It's not like it was participially their fault. Haha :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And then they played some lax and drank a natty lite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. Then they ate some fucking lettuce and went for a swim. MLINB

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then they saw another turtle in a banana suit riding a unicycle. Best. Day. Ever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What does that say? My life is what? I'm horrible with acronyms.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My life is not bro

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh OK thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I LOVE turtles!!!!!! They are like the best ever!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh yeah, turtles are awesome :) simple life is the way to go, man. PS: I'm glad you're not dead yet, FredWeasley

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Totally sounds like something from Mitch Hedberg.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think you might be referring to tortoises, since turtles are actually quite moderately fast swimmers and crawlers. Also, they're not very calm either, most turtles are carnivorous hunters. They do "chill" when they bask in the sun. Maybe you're referring more to sloths, who hang on trees and nap all day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God, way to rain on our fucking parade. Dream crusher...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, way to kill the buzzington

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How the fuck is that trolling? He's fucking stating facts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're such an ass...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is definitely Mitch Hedberg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh wurrrd? Prove it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turtles, dude... Now I wana be a turtle... Sounds like fun... Swimmin around... Eatin lettuce...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is fucking all over the internet now. I'm just gonna point out that I didn't copy it, it was here before it was anywhere else. I'm glad everyone loved it so much.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe you Fred! xD I googled it after you put it and there was just this post!! (Even though now even a couple of friends have this as theirs statuses)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeeeeaah go amirite power.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's an ad at the bottom of this page advertising beautiful turtle cages. I might just click on it, because I fucking love turtles. And your post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believed you, but I googled this purely out of curiosity and this was already out there, in various places with dates prior to this post. I wouldn't care normally, but the fact you kept insisting you made it up and it miraculously spread around so fast kinda irks me. It was pretty unlikely, anyways. As popular as this site is, it's not THAT popular. In comparison to other sites, it's not some huge well-known thing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Please, show me the sites with the dates prior to this. I'd like to see them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All you have to do is google it; don't act dumb, please.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah so I googled it...none of them were before mine. But if you wanna find one for me go for it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

........... damn. Idk, must've misread what it said on the iPod mobile google thing, because when I actually opened the links it was just someones signature, so obviously it just updated to older posts or whatever on the sites that showed up. You have permission to call me whatever you want, because I for one feel rather stupid. :B rock on weasleyz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zombie Kid? Is that you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

tosh.0 with turtle kid

by Anonymous 14 years ago

highdeas

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://highdeas.com/search/apachesolr_search/I+like+turtles+because+they%27re+so+chill.+They+don%27t+hurt+anyone.+They%27re+just+like%2C+%22Hey+man%2C+I+want+to+swim%2C+and+maybe+eat+some Every post with turtles in it is dated after mine. Try again pl0x

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone saying I copied it: http://www.google.com/search?q=I+like+turtles+because+they%27re+so+chill.+They+don%27t +hurt+anyone.+They%27re+just+like%2C+%22Hey+man%2C+I+want+to+swim%2C+and+maybe+eat+some+lettuce.+But+I%27m+gonna+take+my+time+getting+there%2C+I%27m+not+in+a+rush.+Because+I%27m+a+turtle.%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Find one where it was posted before mine. I dare you. That is all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Dude, she called you a-" "You know what? I don't care, cause I'm a turtle."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

also... http://ohmyl.com/140868

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110112170053AAmBbsU This question with the same saying was asked 6 months ago. I understand 6 months ago would have been January 14th, but I find it hard to believe this would have been spread around the web that quickly. Unless of course the person asking the question was asking after reading this post.. Who knows. So I guess just ignore this post, because it has no proof. Paaayyyccee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think if the World were an animal kingdom, the Canadians would be the turtles. Or maybe the Jamaicans.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I find all these post about stating which turtles in particular retarded. It's a quote designed for pure comedic purposes. Not some fact filled learning quote. You could specify which turtles, if you wanted to kill the whole thing in cold blood.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Was this on facebook before or after it was on this site?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read this is in the funniest dopiest sounding turtle voice ever xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess we can't really say you aren't right, considering you're telling us that you like them...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turtles are my favorite animal.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not sure why but this facebook group/post really pisses me off every time I read it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't see why this post is targeted in the war against reposts and stolen posts when there are 5000 other stolen posts out there too...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like turtles.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, all of that ^^^ sort of made me sad. I loved this and put it as my status on Facebook. Turtles are freaking awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You have never met the turtles my science teacher keeps in her classroom. they.are evil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate the person who made this because they are directly responsible for all those idiotic facebook pages copying this and changing it around for basically everything. sorry about that OP.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I <3 TURTLE!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sloths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn buddy! You have some nerve telling me that "No ones ever pointed this out before." on my Bruno Mars post. While you can't prove that I am or am not the first to DISCOVER that his eyes were open. But you, you take a quote straight from the mouth of Mitch Hedberg. You're really sharp, sir.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry this is so late but I just saw this and I'm upset by your sarcastic attitude. So here's the Mitch Hedberg joke you're thinking of: frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought, "Man, here comes that frog...I'd better play dead." You never say, "Here comes that frog" in a terrified manner. It's always optimistic, like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. What part did I copy?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://tinyurl.com/3e3pyro

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was so clever man, really I've never seen that one before that was great. You're a real character

by Anonymous 14 years ago

From now on, everyone must vote "I like turtles" on this post. No exceptions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was an April Fool's Joke after all :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i just had to come to this post...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree wholeheartedly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is the point in commenting on the POTD when it's already received so much recognition?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

smoke weed er' day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG geyest POTD ever, is there some way we can fire Conor?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not his fault. Conor's been doing a lot of marijuana and he felt this post was fit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fit means sexy in British talk cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So does Chauncy. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gayest*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you have to say "gey" or else it's offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"g" commonly makes a "j" sound when followed by the letters "i" or "e", but that is usually when "g" is also preceded by another vowel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am i supposed to get comment loves now? Nobody reads the comments at the bottom of the page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for calling me nobody :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(don't worry, that was just an attempt to get loves without actually trying)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice try, but I can read phrases even if they are enclosed in parentheses! IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I am the ALMIGHTY Chauncy Pickles! Fear my AMIMIGHT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have two already. Impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of these comments are people trying to find this as a repost, yet nobody has succeeded. Congrats, Mr. FredWeasly, you have the first amazing yet original post I've ever seen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fact that he was high when he posted this only increases my respect for this dude. Well played, good sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you post while high you apparently either get ramblings about the futer or sheer awesomeness on the subject of turtles, and either way you get POTD. Clearly I need to start smoking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear to whatever higher power exists, I was thinking the exact same thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know people hate reposts but never have I seen more than 100 comments focused on finding out if a post was a repost. That's a little...obsessive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Has anyone said, it was mitch hedberg that said this first?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you'd hit ctrl + F and typed in Mitch Hedberg, you'd realize that it has been stated. Now that that's out of the way, Mitch Hedberg's joke has nothing to do with this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to be a dick :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to not read the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't Fred Weasley supposed to like owls or rats or something instead? Wait, isn't Fred supposed to be dead? hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently OP was high when he made this, yet not a single person referenced Owl City's "Fireflies". Astounding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): A fox trot above my head, a sock hop beneath my bed, a disco ball is just hanging by a thread... thread... thread. Okay, there. Someone referenced it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gross. Also I meant that no one made a comparison between this post and the aformentioned song as both are popular and were made while someone was under the influence of drugs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A turtle bit me on the boob once. Fuck that, it won;t hurt me -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit, post of the day man. Rad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your post started out as PotD with more votes than most other PotD's ever had. Surely this must be some form of record.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow... I thought this was already a potd. Deja vu I guess :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like i read this a while ago...cause i remember the name FredWeasley and thought it was a clever username. Also, i agreed that the turtle post was pretty chill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like turtles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude...I totally made this up. no joke. literally. I made it a facebook like...and it was one of the most popular...>:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

congratulations nobody cares

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was scuba diving once, and I thought this turtle was gonna bite my nose off. Nope; he just swam past the distressed me and ate some coral. Om nom nom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I honestly don't get this...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Turtles...they're chill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading this makes me want a BLT that much more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I packed my bags before finishing reading this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh my god this is such a repeat. if you type it into google it is word for word copied. and you really expect me to believe it was a coincidence?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a copy....not fair so many of my post have been removed just because they are old sayings and this post that is everywhere is still here, I LOVE TURTLES maybe its just the first time in this website so WAY TO GO DUDE dont care so FTW!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/alligator-snapping-turtle.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bowser's grandfather?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who reads this in a voice like Crush from Finding Nemo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago