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You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

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And then lit teachers try to force poetry out of you, and you're like

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
lol no
the end."

When I was in third grade I saw a mouse so I ran to my parents and said "Theres a mouse in the house!" and they all laughed and brushed me off.

They regretted doing so a couple days later.

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@1186471

I've honestly never seen that before...and it's nearly word for word..which REALLY creeps me out...

Sometimes you can use it to get out of sticky situations, though.

"Honey, I have to get something off my mind.
I cheated on you. I banged 14 women from behind.

DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE POEM!? I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU!

So...do you forgive me?"

i was arguing with a teacher that gave me a detention and i was like "You dont even know me... and most things you dont see" ..... then i felt like a retard.

you're a poet and you didn't even realize it....

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I read this post while eating an orange. Now I'm trying to make a rhyme and....and.....

@boored2tears you pinched your finger in the door hinge?

you got that from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody :P

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I wasn't replying to you . . .

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I love how you worded this.

MarukaiteChikyuus avatar MarukaiteChikyuu Yeah You Are +38Reply
@MarukaiteChikyuu I love how you worded this.

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Now I like it more.

Shays avatar Shay Yeah You Are +37Reply
@MarukaiteChikyuu I love how you worded this.

The way Brett words everything is sexy as hell. Trufax.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +22Reply
@Brett how i feel when rocky compliments me: http://ctrlv.in/23342

:$

Also, when I approved this post, I didn't even notice it rhymed loool

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@1187553

Congratulations on winning your random, self-proposed competition over something that doesn't matter y smilie
Now it's my turn. I have 2 t's in my name. Looks like I win

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +17Reply

Fuuuuck, I hate that too. I favorited this because I know its true.

MikePullams avatar MikePullam Yeah You Are +37Reply

It's here! The POTD has arrived!
Is there usually a gap between the old one being taken down and the new one coming up?

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +27Reply

I really liked this post of the day
And though I may sound a little gay
I like to do men the anal way.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +27Reply

"...who feels like crying." lmao!

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +25Reply

today I said:
My sister copied my poem for the contest,
But she only used different words,
she sent it in and it didn't win
and she thought it was really ubsurd.

Odd, and true. My friend thought I was weird....

I liked this post before it was the post of the day.

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@I liked this post before it was the post of the day.

No one likes a hipster. Even ones who rhyme without trying.

Anonymous +26Reply

"Oh my god they just killed my friend, this could be the end!"

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are +14Reply

Why does everything has to be about hipsters now? Can't we just let them be? Unless they start getting in your face, then beat the shit out of them :)

Story of my life. D:

Erins avatar Erin Yeah You Are +11Reply

Sometimes these ghetto kids at my school have these stupid rap battles, and I am always so tempted to go up to them and yell ITS RHYME TIME!! And say something like "Im so cool cause i do good in school, and i get good grades, and i use a spade....to dig my garden

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@1187560

Maybe if you paid attention to my FIST you would SHUT UP.

Image in content

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are +6Reply

at least I'm not just hipster, I'm marshmallows. so you can be quiet about hipsters, you harsh fellow. ...at least I can't think of anything to rhyme with fuck you. so there. someone can go suck you.

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@1186974

v.v I raised myself. sorry.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

Anonymous +3Reply

Brett, I must say I enjoy this post, out of all of yours I like it the most. But tell me, now, is it really a crime, to accidentally come up with a rhyme? 'Cause if I could be Poe without even trying, I sure as hell wouldn't sit around crying.

Anonymous +2Reply

I didn't get the crying part until the second time I read it.

Some_Dudes avatar Some_Dude Yeah You Are +1Reply

I like the comments.

Rainbowss avatar Rainbows Yeah You Are -2Reply
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@1186491

domments

SamGs avatar SamG Yeah You Are +9Reply
@1186491

nothing actually rhymes with comment, and half-rhymes make me want to vomit

duckshirts avatar duckshirt Yeah You Are +3Reply
@1186491

Content? Continent? Dominant?

I know, it's like, I'm a poet, and I didn't even realize that I was one

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@1187776

it's more like when i came to comment i closed my eyes, and a few minutes later i had been roasted

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no. no, not really.

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