+1,911 You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're a poet and you didn't even realize it....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was arguing with a teacher that gave me a detention and i was like "You dont even know me... and most things you dont see" ..... then i felt like a retard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how you worded this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Now I like it more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The way Brett words everything is sexy as hell. Trufax.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how i feel when rocky compliments me: http://ctrlv.in/23342

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:$ Also, when I approved this post, I didn't even notice it rhymed loool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Story of my life. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...who feels like crying." lmao!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no. no, not really.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's here! The POTD has arrived! Is there usually a gap between the old one being taken down and the new one coming up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah it happens occasionally

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When it does, it's accompanied by a nyan cat nuisance or something of the sort. Occasionally, my ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuuuuck, I hate that too. I favorited this because I know its true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

today I said: My sister copied my poem for the contest, But she only used different words, she sent it in and it didn't win and she thought it was really ubsurd. Odd, and true. My friend thought I was weird....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not to be a stickler but...absurd*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was hoping somebody would help me out there. Thx y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes you can use it to get out of sticky situations, though. "Honey, I have to get something off my mind. I cheated on you. I banged 14 women from behind. DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE POEM!? I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU! So...do you forgive me?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who knew tiger woods was so insightful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then lit teachers try to force poetry out of you, and you're like "Roses are red Violets are blue lol no the end."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was in third grade I saw a mouse so I ran to my parents and said "Theres a mouse in the house!" and they all laughed and brushed me off. They regretted doing so a couple days later.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because you murdered them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I liked this post before it was the post of the day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one likes a hipster. Even ones who rhyme without trying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Oh my god they just killed my friend, this could be the end!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://cdn2.dailybooth.com/0/comments/medium/450309.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really liked this post of the day And though I may sound a little gay I like to do men the anal way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this post while eating an orange. Now I'm trying to make a rhyme and....and.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you pinched your finger in the door hinge?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you got that from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drake and Josh, but nice try faggot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it was on Suite Life too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You opened the four inch door-hinge to the storage to put your orange in porage with George.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you saw the Eminem interview on 60 minutes didnt you??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah haha I just watched it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why does everything has to be about hipsters now? Can't we just let them be? Unless they start getting in your face, then beat the shit out of them :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I beat the shit out of hipster before it was cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, it's like, I'm a poet, and I didn't even realize that I was one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

at least I'm not just hipster, I'm marshmallows. so you can be quiet about hipsters, you harsh fellow. ...at least I can't think of anything to rhyme with fuck you. so there. someone can go suck you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes these ghetto kids at my school have these stupid rap battles, and I am always so tempted to go up to them and yell ITS RHYME TIME!! And say something like "Im so cool cause i do good in school, and i get good grades, and i use a spade....to dig my garden

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Brett, I must say I enjoy this post, out of all of yours I like it the most. But tell me, now, is it really a crime, to accidentally come up with a rhyme? 'Cause if I could be Poe without even trying, I sure as hell wouldn't sit around crying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't get the crying part until the second time I read it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago