+1,111 Wake up in the morning and my breath ain't pretty. And nobody's gonna kiss me if my mouth smells shitty. So I always brush my teeth before I start on the Jack. Sure, my drinking's out of hand but I'm controlling the plaque! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XKCD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really? you quote the title text?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes the title text is the best part

by Anonymous 13 years ago

on occasion. read the whole series, or just the first book?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

do you mean ender's game? just the first book, but i've been meaning to get to the others. liked it so much, and i'm afraid i won't like the others as much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i do mean enders game. as a word of advice, the only one that isnt better/as good as the first is xenocide, enders shadow being the best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno, I didn't really like Speaker for the Dead. Jane the computer program was a distraction from the plot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, the whole jane thing was a bit of a waste. and even more so in xenocide. but the pequinino thing was intriguing, and so was the descolada.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like how we see the words "wake up in the morning" and we automatically start singing that song haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans pronounce plaque so that it rhymes with Jack? That's odd. I pronounce it sort of rhyming with park.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Where do you come from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

South Africa. Sort of like plarque. You just don't put any emphasis on the r sound.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Plarque? Interesting ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's probably said with a british accent. Not plarque. xD Park = pawk , plaque = plawk? :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not even.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i know. just making a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): So do I (Australian)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stole from XKCD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha funny, I just came from xkcd and saw this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You got this from XKCD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've read this somewhere before, but I can't quite put my finger on where...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what you mean. I'm leaning towards XKCD though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago