+2,724 It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol that would be hilarious. but it might cause a few accidents when people were laughing too hard to control their vehicles.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe they could do an "Achmed the dead terrorist" voice. "STOP! NOW MAKE LEFT TURN! DAMMITTTT!I KEEL YOU!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really think Jeff Dunham should change the name to Osama the dead terrorist hahaa

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would end up spending too much money on new GPS Systems because warranties don't cover punching the machine in the face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's something wrong with you if you punch GPS's in the face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

true, after all you would need money to but a new car after getting in a wreck because you were too distracted punching your GPS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Umm, you do realize that you are typing, and there is no way, no matter what, that you can sound ghetto when typing... right? Just wondering. Also, I always thought it would be cool if whenever you turn a different way than the GPS says that it would call you bitch and whatnot until you turned back. It is really an awkward thought...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Since this is POTD, let's go for the second round of hate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Before somebody tries to start this argument back up, don't. It's May.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Indeed!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Some little kids respond better to kindness, so maybe it'll work here: You know that spelling affects the pronounciation of the word, correct? Good job! So if "bitch" is spelled "beotch", it would be pronounced as "bee-ah-tch". Wow, you catch on quick! Just apply that to all the other words in this prompt, and read it out loud, and you too can sound (relatively) ghetto.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you suck

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oemgeee thats funneh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You mean 'Omg, that's funny'? See, this is what happens when you love and listen to too much of your precious Justin Beaver.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha best typo since the whole Osama/Obama fiasco.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pretty sure that was on purpose, because more than one letter changed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What typo? I don't see any typo anywhere in that comment

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The fuck?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it was their attempt at sounding ghetto... maybe

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i lol'd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Olive you. (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Olive you too :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Olive you all. BEETLEJUICE

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is now POTD. Prepare to have an epic amount of loves on epic proportions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh God...I'll probably end up turning off notifications for this comment :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I prepare for an epic amount of loves on epic proportions at your mother's house... ZING!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you need to update your about me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I do too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you too <3. Let's get married.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YES. RIGHT NOW.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMGOMG THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. I NEED TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER THAT I DIDN'T FAIL AT LIFE AFTER ALL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because Asians can't drive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like the bed intruder guy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really, so you think that could possibly be what he was refering to?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wasn't this POTD before or am I going insane? I'll ask those talking chipmunks on my window sill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You too? Except I have giant rats at the edge of my box.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The chipmunks said I'm wrong and an idiot, and that you and I should stop snorting coke together.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/361/ It seemed mildly appropriate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

By the way, I think we should do dinner sometime this week. Call Oscar the Grouch, Gary Busey, and the rest of the gang and we'll meet up in the dumpster behind McDonald's.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It was already a pretty famous post because of Dean_Thomas's comment. I was hoping it was gonna be about Bin Laden so I could post this: http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling-osama-bin-trolling.jpg and get like fifty loves :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Here's one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Here's another one: 1

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh man, I get really turned on when people speak binary to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

010101010101010101110101010010100101 Let's have sex! Edited: the captcha for this comment was ding-dong...i found it funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1213160 (Bearslayer): I'll just be in my bunk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm just going to go ahead and ask for those of us to lazy to do it themselves: Translation?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bearslayer puts his penis on Simons face, it was fantastic. The intercourse lasted for 18 days and nights.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well thanks for completely owning my comment...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a variation of it has... http://www.amirite.net/49395

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah, I distinctly remembered this post and I thought it was because it had been POTD, but it was actually just because of the comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohhhhh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i really thought so too, so i was confused when i saw it as the POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So if you drove down the Jersey Shore...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): "So like,..emm totallly go this wayy..its kinda sorta the longer way, but theres this tanning shop you might wanna check out. By the way, are you single? can i have your number? ... "

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can make a left, but if you're tired of driving, pull over now because some CAAABS Are HERE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): But befowuh you leave change ya shirt cause it's T-SHIRT TIMEEEE!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turn and find that, turn and find that, houseboy house, house, houseboy. We gonna find it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone should really pitch this to car companies. Only thing I will EVER get up at 5:00AM for.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the only thing i ever get up for is sex. sex, and feeding my cat. i'm great at satisfying pussy(s).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just don't get having sex with someone and feeding your cat mixed up. Unless your into that sort of thing, of course.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You have sex with your cat?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What would happen if you drove through Sesame Street?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Turn left in five miles. Let's count to five: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Stop on red. Red as in apple, or a rose. Next right on Main Street. Main starts with the letter M. Street starts with an S. Now let's watch this little boy play the clarinet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): *little boy with Downs Syndrome

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hasn't this already been POTD? Maybe I'm wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not sure if you got this from gabriel iglacious, but thats where the joke is from

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really hope you mean Iglesias... Seriously...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IGLACIOUS wary BAHAHA. Sorry..I had to

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought this was already the POTD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nope... actually even i was genuinely confused and thought the same thing but i have one other post that was POTD but looks similar to this one. and this post has gotten around amirite a lot but hasnt actually been the POTD. just clearing that up...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha love this post. P.S rawr_ur_dead is a blithering idiot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and what if you're driving in the middle of nowhere?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dear TheShamWowGuy, I thought we had something! I can't help everyone loving me, I'm just too damn sexy!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And driving past a countryside farm? "Now if y'all'd be so kind as to turn yer mechanicle doohickey to the left, y'all'll see my Maw's home! Which is furny 'cuz she's also my big sis, 'n we gettin' married nex June! Now just turn on the other way and you's can be on your way to wherever it is you city folks are travelin' to! Y'all come back now, ya hear?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago