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Salutations, newest visitor to the area of Buckingham! Please hasten to the next left turn and proceed up the tarmac for twenty-seven metres before drawing your vehicle to the pavement. We do hope you have a fabulous time.

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are +181Reply
@Whacka entering Buckingham Salutations, newest visitor to the area of Buckingham! Please hasten to the next left turn...

to Americans I do say, your steering wheel is on the wrong side of the vehicle, and you sir should be on the opposite side of the street? Wait one minute, now how did I manage to drive straight over the ocean from America? I must be a hover car from the futer!- Your British Accented GPS

What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +132Reply
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

@open_mind_open_soul Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

This post is now POTD. Prepare to have an epic amount of loves on epic proportions.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +36Reply
@Blearslyrarer This post is now POTD. Prepare to have an epic amount of loves on epic proportions.

Oh God...I'll probably end up turning off notifications for this comment :P

@Blearslyrarer This post is now POTD. Prepare to have an epic amount of loves on epic proportions.

I prepare for an epic amount of loves on epic proportions at your mother's house...
ZING!

@Prosopagnosia I love you.

I love you too <3. Let's get married.

@Prosopagnosia YES. RIGHT NOW.

OMGOMG THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. I NEED TO CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER THAT I DIDN'T FAIL AT LIFE AFTER ALL.

lol that would be hilarious. but it might cause a few accidents when people were laughing too hard to control their vehicles.

Anonymous +127Reply
@lol that would be hilarious. but it might cause a few accidents when people were laughing too hard to control their...

Maybe they could do an "Achmed the dead terrorist" voice. "STOP! NOW MAKE LEFT TURN! DAMMITTTT!I KEEL YOU!"

@Montana Maybe they could do an "Achmed the dead terrorist" voice. "STOP! NOW MAKE LEFT TURN! DAMMITTTT!I KEEL YOU!"

I really think Jeff Dunham should change the name to Osama the dead terrorist hahaa

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@1214492

no. u.

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Wasn't this POTD before or am I going insane?

I'll ask those talking chipmunks on my window sill.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +84Reply
@DanielJames Wasn't this POTD before or am I going insane? I'll ask those talking chipmunks on my window sill.

It was already a pretty famous post because of Dean_Thomas's comment.

I was hoping it was gonna be about Bin Laden so I could post this:
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and get like fifty loves :(

@Simon :D

Here's another one: 1

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Blearslyrarer Here's another one: 1

Oh man, I get really turned on when people speak binary to me.

@Simon Oh man, I get really turned on when people speak binary to me.

01000010 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01010011 01101001 01101101 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100001 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 00110001 00111000 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01110011 00101110 l smilie

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Simon Oh man, I get really turned on when people speak binary to me.

010101010101010101110101010010100101

Let's have sex!

Edited: the captcha for this comment was ding-dong...i found it funny

@heethebobo You too? Except I have giant rats at the edge of my box.

The chipmunks said I'm wrong and an idiot, and that you and I should stop snorting coke together.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +8Reply
@heethebobo http://www.myfacewhen.com/361/ It seemed mildly appropriate.

By the way, I think we should do dinner sometime this week. Call Oscar the Grouch, Gary Busey, and the rest of the gang and we'll meet up in the dumpster behind McDonald's.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +2Reply

I would end up spending too much money on new GPS Systems because warranties don't cover punching the machine in the face.

Anonymous +76Reply
@Vepix There's something wrong with you if you punch GPS's in the face.

There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.

_pi_s avatar _pi_ Yeah You Are +160Reply
@I would end up spending too much money on new GPS Systems because warranties don't cover punching the machine in...

true, after all you would need money to but a new car after getting in a wreck because you were too distracted punching your GPS.

Haha love this post.
P.S rawr_ur_dead is a blithering idiot.

GiggityGoo22s avatar GiggityGoo22 Yeah You Are +17Reply

That sounds like the bed intruder guy.

@Maca That sounds like the bed intruder guy.

Really, so you think that could possibly be what he was refering to?

kimmyys avatar kimmyy Yeah You Are +18Reply

And driving past a countryside farm? "Now if y'all'd be so kind as to turn yer mechanicle doohickey to the left, y'all'll see my Maw's home! Which is furny 'cuz she's also my big sis, 'n we gettin' married nex June! Now just turn on the other way and you's can be on your way to wherever it is you city folks are travelin' to! Y'all come back now, ya hear?"

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@1212929

The best form of racism, amirite?

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +24Reply
@1212929

Who says that isn't a white guy?

ultispys avatar ultispy Yeah You Are +11Reply
@ultispy Who says that isn't a white guy?

Who says you can't be racist against white guys?

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@1213912

You racist. smirk

Turn and find that, turn and find that, houseboy house, house, houseboy. We gonna find it.

kimmyys avatar kimmyy Yeah You Are +13Reply

So if you drove down the Jersey Shore...

Anonymous +10Reply
@So if you drove down the Jersey Shore...

(Your+name+(optional)): "So like,..emm totallly go this wayy..its kinda sorta the longer way, but theres this tanning shop you might wanna check out. By the way, are you single? can i have your number? ... "

@So if you drove down the Jersey Shore...

You can make a left, but if you're tired of driving, pull over now because some CAAABS Are HERE!

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +15Reply
@So if you drove down the Jersey Shore...

(Your+name+(optional)): But befowuh you leave change ya shirt cause it's T-SHIRT TIMEEEE!!!

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@1213213

That's Mississippi. Contrary to popular belief (mostly), Louisiana people are not that country. The ones that are make up for it by being so amazingly nice. And there's no such thing as ice in Louisiana.

@1213213

Better?

Anonymous 0Reply

Someone should really pitch this to car companies. Only thing I will EVER get up at 5:00AM for.

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Lighten_Up Someone should really pitch this to car companies. Only thing I will EVER get up at 5:00AM for.

the only thing i ever get up for is sex. sex, and feeding my cat. i'm great at satisfying pussy(s).

haha i lol'd

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What would happen if you drove through Sesame Street?

@Purple_people_eater What would happen if you drove through Sesame Street?

Turn left in five miles. Let's count to five: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Stop on red. Red as in apple, or a rose. Next right on Main Street. Main starts with the letter M. Street starts with an S. Now let's watch this little boy play the clarinet.

Anonymous +55Reply

I thought this was already the POTD?

@ashnicoleluvsblg I thought this was already the POTD?

nope... actually even i was genuinely confused and thought the same thing but i have one other post that was POTD but looks similar to this one. and this post has gotten around amirite a lot but hasnt actually been the POTD. just clearing that up...

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy Yeah You Are 0Reply

Hasn't this already been POTD? Maybe I'm wrong.

Anonymous 0Reply

and what if you're driving in the middle of nowhere?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1213849

Stupid Dog! You made the wrong turn. Booga -Wooga -Wooga!

@1213849

*The grandpa's/male owner's voice.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +4Reply
@1213849

Or it could be Courage's voice: "ABLURTHRTHRTRH! ABRTRHRTLRHTR!"

Anonymous +3Reply

Dear TheShamWowGuy,
I thought we had something! I can't help everyone loving me, I'm just too damn sexy!

y smilie

PurpleZebras avatar PurpleZebra Yeah You Are 0Reply

This was a gift grub sketch a few years ago

not sure if you got this from gabriel iglacious, but thats where the joke is from

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@1214177

I would say he's a bit fluffier, but pretty close y smilie

oemgeee thats funneh

johnsontabithas avatar johnsontabitha Yeah You Are -34Reply
@johnsontabitha oemgeee thats funneh

You mean 'Omg, that's funny'? See, this is what happens when you love and listen to too much of your precious Justin Beaver.

Anonymous +53Reply
@heirofslytherin haha best typo since the whole Osama/Obama fiasco.

pretty sure that was on purpose, because more than one letter changed

Anonymous +11Reply
@heirofslytherin haha best typo since the whole Osama/Obama fiasco.

What typo? I don't see any typo anywhere in that comment

Anonymous +11Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja The fuck?

I think it was their attempt at sounding ghetto... maybe

Funnyplantss avatar Funnyplants Yeah You Are +18Reply

Umm, you do realize that you are typing, and there is no way, no matter what, that you can sound ghetto when typing... right? Just wondering. Also, I always thought it would be cool if whenever you turn a different way than the GPS says that it would call you bitch and whatnot until you turned back. It is really an awkward thought...

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are +109Reply
@Whacka Try reading it out loud while trying to sound ghetto. You'll see soon enough.

I see the attempt, but there is no possible way to succeed in that.

@No, you're just an idiot.

Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am not an idiot, I am just saying that you can't SOUND like anything by typing.

@rawr_ur_dead Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am...

everyone has A's and is on honor roll on the internet.

I, however, have A's and am on honor roll.

brunetterox915s avatar brunetterox915 Yeah You Are +113Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am...

There's a difference between street smarts and school smarts.
If you honestly think that we're talking about school smarts, I think you need to get some common sense.

@Kurrainette There's a difference between street smarts and school smarts. If you honestly think that we're talking about school...

Whatever, I completely understand what is going on and all, but I am not gonna keep repeating myself. Anyway, I am done with this, I am allowed to say what I want, and I shouldn't need to deal with people who are being rude to me, so I am not gonna bother with reading it anymore. I am not trying to make a big deal or anything, but I want to make my point very clear.

Anonymous +42Reply
@honestly ive gotten all a's too. not a huge deal. chillax. your still an idiot

Not an idiot, you can't change that with your words. Also, I am not freaking out or anything, I am calmly telling you my point. And I know it isn't a huge deal, but it still means I am not an idiot, and congrats on your a's, by the way.

@rawr_ur_dead Not an idiot, you can't change that with your words. Also, I am not freaking out or anything, I am calmly telling...

I've seen some pretty petty arguments over the Internet. But atleast the subject was something like religion or racism. To argue so strongly over THIS? Wow.. Get a hobby bro. This is pathetic.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +36Reply
@your a asshole. u think yr so great.

Well so far you've said you were done with this twice and you're still here.

Anonymous +28Reply
@your a asshole. u think yr so great.

I don't think someone can physically be an asshole, and I don't think I am "so great" I am just saying even if getting all A's doesn't mean I am completely smart, it definitely means I am not an idiot, that is why I said it.

Anonymous +44Reply
@Do you have Asperger's? People with this disorder take everything literally.

everyone on the internet has aspergers.
"oh hurr i have no friends it can't be because i just sit on a computer all day and don't even bother to try, it must be because i have aspergers"

@rawr_ur_dead Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am...

bro, just cause youve been getting a's in all your classes doesnt mean youre smart. it means you can cheat off tests pretty well

Anonymous +29Reply
@bro, just cause youve been getting a's in all your classes doesnt mean youre smart. it means you can cheat off...

1: I do not cheat. 2: I am a girl, not a "bro." 3: like I told that other dude, it may not mean I am completely smart, but it makes me not an idiot, and I am okay with that.

@rawr_ur_dead 1: I do not cheat. 2: I am a girl, not a "bro." 3: like I told that other dude, it may not mean I am completely...

You claim to be done with this conversation, but you still persist. sigh On the internet, it is "Boy until proven girl" and besides, bro refers to everyone. You are a huge idiot if you keep on posting because everyone feels sorry for you.

@rawr_ur_dead Explain to me why I have been getting an A in almost every class I have taken for the past idk how many years. I am...

Getting an A is not some outstanding accomplishment and it in not way proves that you aren't an idiot because you clearly are.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +21Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)

Have you ever heard of second hand embarrassment? Well, just in case you haven't, it is when you feel embarrassed because somebody else just terribly embarrassed themselves. I feel that now. It's because you sound fucking stupid.

Anonymous +155Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)

We ALL understood what OP meant... but you. If you understood and you're still criticizing, you're just a loser, whatever how many A you got.

Stwentytwos avatar Stwentytwo Yeah You Are +99Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)

The way you type affects how you sound the words in your head. I don't get how you don't understand it.

@JayneCobb The way you type affects how you sound the words in your head. I don't get how you don't understand it.

Let me clarify, I DO get it, but the way you type can't actually sound like anything, get what i'm saying?

@rawr_ur_dead Let me clarify, I DO get it, but the way you type can't actually sound like anything, get what i'm saying?

...You aren't making any sense. You say you got the post, so you must have understood that he was altering the way the GPS was speaking into ghetto to make it funny. Thus, he managed to imply 'ghetto' speaking over the internet.

It doesn't matter if you can't literally hear anyone's posts. When you read something, you sort of read in in your mind. The way he typed it made it so the 'voice' in your head read it with a ghetto accent.

In which case it is possible.

Tempest_Trances avatar Tempest_Trance Yeah You Are +45Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Let me clarify, I DO get it, but the way you type can't actually sound like anything, get what i'm saying?

See, there is thing called a joke. Okay, let me explain. When there is a joke, all you have to do is read it and it's supposed to make you laugh. Do you get it now?

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +35Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)

So, did you miss the creative writing part of English when you got that A? People write like this all the time. It is a way of writing to convey a point. It would make way less sense and be way less funny if it just said, "in a ghetto accent," at the end as opposed to the way it is written. Think outside the box, it seems like your schooling has knocked the creativity out of you.

twisted_memoriess avatar twisted_memories Yeah You Are +19Reply
@rawr_ur_dead Umm, you do realize that you are typing, and there is no way, no matter what, that you can sound ghetto when...

Some little kids respond better to kindness, so maybe it'll work here: You know that spelling affects the pronounciation of the word, correct? Good job! So if "bitch" is spelled "beotch", it would be pronounced as "bee-ah-tch". Wow, you catch on quick! Just apply that to all the other words in this prompt, and read it out loud, and you too can sound (relatively) ghetto.

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