+419 Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pahahaha XD <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my "friend" (who is a guy) handed me a broom in technology and told me to "do the job i was born to do." and i looked at him and yell "I DON'T CLEAN THING YOU IDIOT AND DON'T MAKE ME MAD I HAVE SHARP TOOLS NEXT TO ME!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does "'friend'" mean that he is no longer your friend because of this? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no but i don't like being around him because he always makes jokes about women and we tell him it's only because he'll never have a woman so he makes fun of us instead

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a friend like that...but we all think he's secretly gay...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no he dated a girl but we say he's like a gay guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I was calling my friend gay, not yours haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He ran into my knife ten times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

police come "He was killed! i never knew that!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CHICAGO REFERENCE! :DDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kitchen knives: leading cause of a man's old age and death before his wife's.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Because they: Spend all your money on things they don't need Dump all of their stress onto us And are never satisfied with whatever a man can do Like to yell at their husband/boyfriend just to get pity which makes us think we're horrible and don't do enough, when we try to do our best. They pull knives on us because they think it's okay to do so, when in fact, we could just pick up a phone and call the police.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

K 1. I really dont like you and 2. It was a fucking jOke!!! Its supposed to be funny jackass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like him either, but there always has to be someone who takes a joke too damn seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..... you guys didn't get the joke..... Problem?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once again. Problem?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you're saying that post you made is a joke we sont find it funny and you dont see women saying crap about guys then saying "O it's just a joke."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

................. I could NOT read any of that. Next time, grammar. And spelling. Please, for the love of God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i only made one mistake smart one and you could figure out that it was suppose to be "don't"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

first yeah it is a joke and second i don't act like that if i want pity ill find my best friend and get pity from her third i dont spend my money on useless stuff i actually buy stuff i need and lastly i like my boyfriend the way he is and i have never yelled at him so you know nothing about women so you can shut the heck up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A little over sensitive much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no i just hear this crap all the time cuz my school is mainly male so they always say it and it's really annoying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what you mean

by Anonymous 13 years ago

trololololololo

by Anonymous 13 years ago