Demetir Martin. Please use quotes buddy he's a great comedian and deserves to be credited.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not sure if this is original or not, but it's genius. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sure are a fucking idiot. Look at the damn comment above you. You did that? Ok, now get out of the internet, you do not deserve to be here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No need to be so rude to people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear anon, I find it ironic that you're telling me to get off the internet and calling me a fucking idiot when anonymous internet hate is responsible for thousands of deaths every year. I said "I'm not sure if this is original or not" because I saw the comment above mine, but I was being lazy and didn't want to bother taking the time to look up whether or not the above referenced source was the point of origination for this saying. Genius is genius no matter where it comes from. =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from Russel Peters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a guy from Pakistan and a girl from Cuba have a child, would he be a pube?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a man from belize and woman from chile have a baby boy, will he be a son of a bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

russell peters joke, not demetri martin! italy+ jamaica= pastafarian iceland+cuba= ice cube holland+philippines= jalapenos french+greek=freak i think thats it, did i miss any?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't forget, everyone is going to turn out beige.

by Anonymous 13 years ago