The sperms wanted to be human very badly. One day an opportunity arrived, so they rushed out very quickly. Suddenly the leader shouted: STOP! My God we are finished! The boss is only masturbating! amirite?

+88 The sperms wanted to be human very badly. One day an opportunity arrived, so they rushed out very quickly. Suddenly the leader shouted: STOP! My God we are finished! The boss is only masturbating! amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or, "No turn back!!! it's just a BJ"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha! That works too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then the boss was just trolling so he could be at the egg first!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

One sperm to another: “are we nearly there?” The reply: “no, we’ve only just passed the tonsils!”

by Anonymous 8 months ago