Well I'm a Jew, and Jews have big noses, similar to the statues in Easter Island, which is in the Pacific Ocean. Pacific means calm, which comes before a storm. Storms involve rain and wind, both of with are elements of nature. Nature is considered a mother, and mothers are usually over protective. The Great Wall of China was made for protection, and is in China. China fought several wars with European powers, especially Great Britain, which England was once part of. This is where the Great Fire of London happened, which involved a great amount of flames, like how Hell is described. Satan lives in Hell.
The word "Jew" has three letters... 3 plus 4 = 7. 7 is the most powerful wizarding number. Voldemort split his soul into 7 Horcruxes. As Peter Griffin says, "Seven. Seven Prostitutes."
This leaves me to conclude an alternate ending to Harry Potter in which Voldemort was a prostitute and split his soul into 7 different Jewish Horcrux prostitutes, who go around giving shitty prices for their services because they are Jewish. D-WIGHT OUT.
I'M NOT ALONE.
Okay, actually my old social studies teacher was always talking about that show because of his daughters, but he was loud and kind of scared me, so...
I have brown hair. Brown has 5 letters in it. Five is a good number because it goes into 10s. The 2010s recently started. Recently has 8 letters. Add 8 to 2010. When it's 2018 I'll be 21. Then I can drink. Drink has five letters which brings us back to the number 5. Add 5 to 2010 and that's the year I graduate. I'll graduate high school with a high school diploma and a associate degree. Add to 2 to 2015 and you get 2017. 2017 is when my brother will be start his senior year. I Have two brothers. 2+17 is 19. 2019 is almost 2020. My brothers have 2020 vision. Vision has 6 letters. 6 is one more than 5. 5+6+1=8. Eight is an even number. Even I don't see the point in this comment.
And that's not all! Obama is the 44th president (4+4=8), the number of letters in 'Obama' (5), add the year Obama won the election (2+0+0+8=10) with the number of letters in the abreviation for 'United States' (2) and finally, take the number of letters in 'University' (10) and add the number of universities he became a graduate of (Columbia and Harvard: 2).
666 is the number of the Beast. The Beast (Greek: Θηρίον, Thērion) of Revelation is the beast who comes from "out of the sea" as seen in apocalyptic visions by John the Apostle in the New Testament. While commonly associated with the Devil, it is purely up to your own interpretation.
"I'm a guinea pig. Guineas are a type of money. Money buys mansions. Mansions have gardens. Gardens have statues. Statues attract bird shit. Birds can fly. Therefore...."
I like how you say "statues attract bird shit". It makes it sound like statues are some sort of magnet and bird shit comes shooting onto it out of all directions like homing missiles, or like the bird shit is oblivious moths flying towards the statue like it's a light.
Says the guy who takes the time from his own life to comment about how someone has no life, only to be lectured by some random person on the internet who also has no life, because he took the time to...
Not ALL conservatives are stupid, conspiracy-theorist nut-jobs. Some conservatives really just don't like his (Obama's) policies without resorting to personal attacks. Unfortunately, that is not the type of person prominently displayed by the republican party.
No always. I generally do not agree with conservatives or liberals but I feel that both are entitled to their opinions without ridicule or being stereotyped as stupid.
WTF?
I don't even get what you just said. All I'm saying is if the government is making stupid decisions that have an impact on the entire nation, we have the right to criticize them for it, which may involve ridicule.
I'm not even saying the government IS making stupid decisions. You're the one who disagrees with them; I'm not even American.
BTW aren't the US parties called Democrat and Republican? The Canadian ones are Liberal and Conservative.
Conservatives are staunch republicans and liberals are extreme democrats actually. I couldn't tell what you were replying about. Don't be rude. I was talking about average citizens who are conservative. People have a right to their beliefs and ridicule is different than criticism.
The problem with political posts is that I can never tell who's trolling and who's just stupid. All I know is that I'm always right and everyone else is wrong and that Obama really is a terrorist.
Osama bin Laden's birthday is 3/10... [3+(10/10)]/[10+[(10x2)-(10/10)]] ≠ 9/11.
Oh, I guess Osama was never really behind 9/11 after all. Looks like we killed an innocent man, guys.
My mom was born in Honolulu at the same hospital Barack was, on August 3rd 1961. SO they would have been in the nursery together; SO my mom would also have a similar birth certificate. We have this scrapbook of my mom's birth with this newspaper clipping where they had a section to announce the hospital births, they said everyone from august 3rd to august 5th, but Barack Obama wasn't mention. kinda weird.
no it was, I just cannot thing of the name right now; but it has been said before what hospital he was born and it is a sure thing that was also my mother's hospital.
I don't think it's the post made that day, it's whatever post got the most favorites on a given day... either way, my post had a hundred something favorites yesterday, and this one only had like 50 total... I don't really understand it atm.
hahahaha yeah forreal. I've heard Obama is the AntiChrist. I've heard he participated in 9/11. I've heard that he plans on destroying America completely.
Now, I don't like him at all. I don't think he was born here. I disagree with nearly every policy he has attempted to implement. But I don't think we need to go as far as to say he's the antichrist, a terrorist, working with Bin Laden or anything that extreme.
nah, im just an American who doesn't believe that government should control every aspect of our lives. Which now that i think about it, sounds familiar....hmmmmm. oh YEAH! now i remember! Thats the main principle we were FOUNDED ON!
if you think the government is "controlling every aspect" of your life, you're a dumbass.
Unless you think Health Care accounts for "every aspect of your life"
What's next? Gonna accuse Obama of choosing your undies?
Quit whining, man up and grow a pair.
My birthday is 7/10. 2+2=4. HOLY CRAP THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!!!!!. . . I can to it too.
Well I'm a Jew, and Jews have big noses, similar to the statues in Easter Island, which is in the Pacific Ocean. Pacific means calm, which comes before a storm. Storms involve rain and wind, both of with are elements of nature. Nature is considered a mother, and mothers are usually over protective. The Great Wall of China was made for protection, and is in China. China fought several wars with European powers, especially Great Britain, which England was once part of. This is where the Great Fire of London happened, which involved a great amount of flames, like how Hell is described. Satan lives in Hell.
Holy cow, Jews DO worship the devil!!!!
Cow is 3 letters. 3 * 222= 666
Holy Jew, cows DO worship the devil!!!!!
222 has three 2's! Three is the basis of the holy trinity. Jesus is a jew!
The word "Jew" has three letters... 3 plus 4 = 7. 7 is the most powerful wizarding number. Voldemort split his soul into 7 Horcruxes. As Peter Griffin says, "Seven. Seven Prostitutes."
This leaves me to conclude an alternate ending to Harry Potter in which Voldemort was a prostitute and split his soul into 7 different Jewish Horcrux prostitutes, who go around giving shitty prices for their services because they are Jewish. D-WIGHT OUT.
http://amirite.net/629783
http://www.copyblogger.com/sham...elf-promotion/
Holy Devil! Cows do worship Jews!
Obama is the president, and if we divide 9 by 11, we get 9/11. I think I'm on to something here.
Holy Devil! Cows do worship Jews!
http://amirite.net/617364
I'm a terrorist. Terrorists are terrorists, so... I'M A TERRORIST?!
Yeah, and the first rule of the Tautology Club is the first rule of the Tautology Club! IT'S AMAZING!
Have you ever met Redundant Dog Tautology Dog Redundancy Tautology Dog? I think you would like him very much.
I feel ashamed admitting that I know who it is, but whenever I see "redundant" I am automatically reminded of Lady Redundant Woman.
The very same!
Okay, actually my old social studies teacher was always talking about that show because of his daughters, but he was loud and kind of scared me, so...
And that monkey Captian Huggy Face!
Terrorist in the White House! Thought you ought to know.
faints
op, checkmate.
I have brown hair. Brown has 5 letters in it. Five is a good number because it goes into 10s. The 2010s recently started. Recently has 8 letters. Add 8 to 2010. When it's 2018 I'll be 21. Then I can drink. Drink has five letters which brings us back to the number 5. Add 5 to 2010 and that's the year I graduate. I'll graduate high school with a high school diploma and a associate degree. Add to 2 to 2015 and you get 2017. 2017 is when my brother will be start his senior year. I Have two brothers. 2+17 is 19. 2019 is almost 2020. My brothers have 2020 vision. Vision has 6 letters. 6 is one more than 5. 5+6+1=8. Eight is an even number. Even I don't see the point in this comment.
The point in this post is to highlight some of the stupidity that gets said about him.
"I don't see the point in this comment."
"The point in this post"
INCONSISTENCY ALERT
This is seriously the funniest post I've seen from you. Good job
The poster is anonymous...?
I forgot who it is, but I think they're account got deleted x)
But when I commented, the poster had a username :p
Haha that's a little weird. But you can see where my confusion came from xD
This kind of stuff is what a lot of people would try and pass off as legit reasoning.
T'IS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
GOD HATES BACKS GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
I LOVE THE TROLL NATIONAL ANTHEM/CHRISTMASS CAROL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO :P
God hates backs? Are we going to have to get rid of our torsos now?
Does "MUSLIMS" look like it is spelled incorrectly to anyone else? I know the word is spelled correctly, but it looks... odd.
STOLE MY POST. THEIF. =[
http://amirite.net/501281
Only most of it. I turned it into a song :D
Glen Beck would LOVE this.
Best birthday present he will ever receive
And that's not all! Obama is the 44th president (4+4=8), the number of letters in 'Obama' (5), add the year Obama won the election (2+0+0+8=10) with the number of letters in the abreviation for 'United States' (2) and finally, take the number of letters in 'University' (10) and add the number of universities he became a graduate of (Columbia and Harvard: 2).
Put it all together:
8 5 12 12
H E L L
OBAMA'S THE DEVIL!
666 is the number of the Beast. The Beast (Greek: Θηρίον, Thērion) of Revelation is the beast who comes from "out of the sea" as seen in apocalyptic visions by John the Apostle in the New Testament. While commonly associated with the Devil, it is purely up to your own interpretation.
Wait a minute. Out of the sea? Obama came from Hawaii, which is an island...that came out of the sea! He's a terrorist!
I'm gonna list all that off to the next person who mentions 666 and they'll think I'm gifted with knowledge
Or gifted with the ability to look things up. But, you know, that gift is getting pretty rare nowadays.
The sad thing is that someone, somewhere, actually believes this.
One is part of my username. There are 911 ones in 911. I'm a terrorist!
Also, if you spell his name backwards, it says "Amobo Kcarab," which is Eldoritonian for terrorist.
"I'm a guinea pig. Guineas are a type of money. Money buys mansions. Mansions have gardens. Gardens have statues. Statues attract bird shit. Birds can fly. Therefore...."
And boom. Here I am.
I like how you say "statues attract bird shit". It makes it sound like statues are some sort of magnet and bird shit comes shooting onto it out of all directions like homing missiles, or like the bird shit is oblivious moths flying towards the statue like it's a light.
Oh, that was a hilarious mental image
I'm visualizing Glen Beck writing that on his chalkboard with a picture of Osama Bin Laden and Satan.
He's probably already done it.
My name no longer contains a space or pickles. Terrorists store their pickles in space!
...I don't think mine worked.
How did your name HAVE spaces to begin with?
Cuz I'm AWESOME.
Says the guy who takes the time from his own life to comment about how someone has no life, only to be lectured by some random person on the internet who also has no life, because he took the time to...
Wait, what was I talking about?
I would be really awkward if the OP was serious.
I meant to write "It".
I have a feeling that if someone said this to Fox news, they'll take it seriously.
Lol conservatives
Not ALL conservatives are stupid, conspiracy-theorist nut-jobs. Some conservatives really just don't like his (Obama's) policies without resorting to personal attacks. Unfortunately, that is not the type of person prominently displayed by the republican party.
Extremist left wing and right wing people are both pretty stupid.
No always. I generally do not agree with conservatives or liberals but I feel that both are entitled to their opinions without ridicule or being stereotyped as stupid.
Not if their opinions control the country.
So its okay to stereotype people as long as its because of their political beliefs and you disagree with them?
WTF?
I don't even get what you just said. All I'm saying is if the government is making stupid decisions that have an impact on the entire nation, we have the right to criticize them for it, which may involve ridicule.
I'm not even saying the government IS making stupid decisions. You're the one who disagrees with them; I'm not even American.
BTW aren't the US parties called Democrat and Republican? The Canadian ones are Liberal and Conservative.
Conservatives are staunch republicans and liberals are extreme democrats actually. I couldn't tell what you were replying about. Don't be rude. I was talking about average citizens who are conservative. People have a right to their beliefs and ridicule is different than criticism.
It looked like you were talking about government people.
"I generally do not agree with conservatives or liberals but I feel that both are entitled to their opinions..."
*not always
IF I'M BORN ON 9/11 AND LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, DOES THAT MAKE ME A TERRORIST TOO?
Obviously. We all know you were planning the entire time you were in your mother's uterus.
The problem with political posts is that I can never tell who's trolling and who's just stupid. All I know is that I'm always right and everyone else is wrong and that Obama really is a terrorist.
I see what you did there ;)
Hmmmm.... 911 is the number you call for help. 9/11 is the date the WTC was attacked. OH MY GOD!!! Rescue people are the cause of 9/11!!
"Do you think they changed the number from [I don't know] to 911 because of 9/11?"
Osama bin Laden's birthday is 3/10... [3+(10/10)]/[10+[(10x2)-(10/10)]] ≠ 9/11.
Oh, I guess Osama was never really behind 9/11 after all. Looks like we killed an innocent man, guys.
Wait, Osama bin Laden still has birthdays? He isn't really dead? OBAMA HAS BEEN KEEPING BIN LADEN ALIVE THIS WHOLE TIME
Oh, these comments will be a joy to read.
Just thought this was relevant.
I guess that makes me a terrorist too
o.o
Waddapyo sounds like a terrorist name to me
Probably some terrorist word for "down with democracy".
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
:.:::.:.::.:.:.:. can i blind person tell me what that says?
k(capital sign)kkk(capital sign)k(capital sign)kk(capital sign)k(capital sign)k(capital sign)k(capital sign)
According to http://www.omniglot.com/writing/braille.htm
No.
My mom was born in Honolulu at the same hospital Barack was, on August 3rd 1961. SO they would have been in the nursery together; SO my mom would also have a similar birth certificate. We have this scrapbook of my mom's birth with this newspaper clipping where they had a section to announce the hospital births, they said everyone from august 3rd to august 5th, but Barack Obama wasn't mention. kinda weird.
yeah, yeah, I know:
OMG COOL STORY, BRO!!
It prob wasn't the same hospital
no it was, I just cannot thing of the name right now; but it has been said before what hospital he was born and it is a sure thing that was also my mother's hospital.
YES! I like it! Too funny!
Okay so it would have been awesome if you didn't use a 2!
This reminds me of South Park (:
Haha, so totally true xD
Relax, all in good humor.
jesus people take things way to seriously on this sit 2+2=4... now im sure someone will have some philosophy to prove that the answer is actually 7
This no made today?
I don't think it's the post made that day, it's whatever post got the most favorites on a given day... either way, my post had a hundred something favorites yesterday, and this one only had like 50 total... I don't really understand it atm.
I just realized how bitchy this looks... Complaining over POTD... I need to go outside.
No! There are people out there... and there is no internet to protect you!
You're turning albino. like legit
and i thought you had to be born albino.
So its sort of like a Tom Riddle/ Voldemort sort of thing.
Today, if you live in Anthonyland.
I've applied for citizenship. Does that count?
Dear god I lawled
That math came from no where... the 8/4 is fucking it there isn't 8 (4/4)... no. This is a forced joke and i hate it. a lot.
The numbers! They're all there! O.O
[8+(4/4)]/[[4*4-4]-[4/4]]
So many democrats on this site. Smh.
I like money, too. Wink wink.
This is a fun game!
I like winking too. Money money.
Delightful
This is the most highly retarded post I've ever read, you know what else? 2+2=4+3=7, 10+1=11, 7/11! holy shit we're all getting free slushies at 7/11!
Technically speaking 2+2≠4+3≠7 because 2+2 would have to equal 4+3 and 7, given your formatting choices. You should have said 2+2=4 and 4+3=7
Or I could've just used parenthesis and brackets? Lol
But that would still make everything part of the whole equation.
And this is the most retarded comment I've ever read.
What??
If you add all those funny little numbers together up there, it adds up to 9/11, therefore making Obama a terrorist. How could you not tell?
Something tells me that the only Rarefind here would be your brain.
You have no life.
You have no wife...
... but I can fix that.
obviously you've never met my aunt
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have a very important question for you. Are you stupid? Just a question.
Awww, why'd you give him a question? I want one too...
These things come with time, Mr. Jew.
Fine, bring me a willow blossom and you will get a question.
Gimme!!!
Alright. What is your favorite amirite emoticon?
I like all of them!
That's a good idea. I don't think anyone knew aboot half of these.
Wow, you didn't miss any. Congratulations.
(cry2) <--- Feels left out of the list.
NO! My list... it's incomplete... (cry2)
Not anymore!
How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
No I forgot one!
( puke ) =
Darn.
Thank you for verifying the fact that I've known every amirite emoticon for the past month. I love you for that.
You don't deserve the name L. You couldn't last five minutes against Kira.
I have plenty of jokes. Here! Take one!
hahahaha yeah forreal. I've heard Obama is the AntiChrist. I've heard he participated in 9/11. I've heard that he plans on destroying America completely.
Now, I don't like him at all. I don't think he was born here. I disagree with nearly every policy he has attempted to implement. But I don't think we need to go as far as to say he's the antichrist, a terrorist, working with Bin Laden or anything that extreme.
You're an idiot if you think he wasn't born here. Stop reading the tabloids and internet conspiracies and grow a brain.
Grow two. Mine brokeded.
Honestly he showed us his birth certificate. What more proof do you need. Everybody's a critic.
clearly you are very bad at telling what is serious and what is a joke
Joke or not it's still very retarded
I don't think this was a very good joke
And respect other peoples way of view I don't think this is a joke
Troll in the dungeon!
yes there is
you are not an american.
nah, im just an American who doesn't believe that government should control every aspect of our lives. Which now that i think about it, sounds familiar....hmmmmm. oh YEAH! now i remember! Thats the main principle we were FOUNDED ON!
if you think the government is "controlling every aspect" of your life, you're a dumbass.
Unless you think Health Care accounts for "every aspect of your life"
What's next? Gonna accuse Obama of choosing your undies?
Quit whining, man up and grow a pair.
I called you unamerican because you dont think obama is a terrorist
hahahaha, yeah. Still don't like him. But i'm not real sure about the whole terrorist thing.
i just proved it in this post
Hmm, i can't really tell. Do you like Obama?
http://amirite.net/617364