+160 The two worst words a wife could hear her husband say are 'marry me', amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bewife me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or how about "divorce bitch" i dont think that would go over very well with her ither

by Anonymous 14 years ago

''You're fat.'' ''I'm gay.'' (Not hating, just saying a woman wouldn't want her husband to be gay) ''She's pregnant.'' ''Want sandwich.''

by Anonymous 14 years ago

okay. I read that first part as "you're fat, and I'm gay" :o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless he wants to renew his vows with her(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago