-413 A girlfriend is just a fancy word for an expensive, long-term prostitute, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you're just an example of someone who will be single forever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yesterday marked three months, actually. y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How is "girlfriend" a fancy word? Methinks fail troll meant "euphemism"... which might be considered a fancy word.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good choice going anonymous. Had you not made that very good choice, a horde of angry girls (and guys for that matter) would have tracked you down and shoved both your feet up your own ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dammit, I shouldn't have gone anonymous... I love feet up my ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah you are!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The amount of penises they perform on a night makes it a big difference.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Minus the sex...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so im one of the few not pissed people commenting on this i thought this was hilarious oh and im a girl

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You seem like a really nice person..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lololol at all the butthurt girls on this. It's a joke. Laugh. :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Somehow I don't see a successful relationship in your future.http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vorAGbOZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg#chauvinist%20pig%20300x300

by Anonymous 9 years ago