When you took a shower as a kid, you did one of the following: 1. Went around the edges of your shower avoiding any contact with the water, 2. Danced crazy to a catchy song, 3. Sang a song you were feeling, or 4. You just took a shower. amirite?

I took BATHS man.

Dude I'd take baths and make fricken tidal waves!

I had my Polly Pockets climb the nozzle cord and investigate ancient ruins behind the waterfall.

When I took bath's as a kid all you had to give me was a cup and some bubbles and I was entertained for hours on end.

What else could I have possibly done?..

You forgot to mention masturbating

What do you mean by when you were a kid, I still do all that stuff!

I kept lookin around the corner for a murderer/rapist, but I still do that

Or acted like calvin in Calvin and hobbes and thrashed around and fussed about taking a shower/bath :)

And then I'd pretend to be superwoman with my towel as a cape.