+699 You wouldn't go to the Oprah show just to see her, you would go to get the fucking awesome prizes! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVERYBODY GETS A SCHOOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU GET A SCHOOL, AND YOU GET A SCHOOL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVERYONE'S GETTING BEES!!!! http://wanderingminds.org/bowchan2/src/oprah-bees.gif

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one time she gave away a brand new car to everyone in the audience! WTF

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally. However, she doesn't pick people at random. She chooses her audience. She'd chose the people who are most in need of what she's going to give away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago