+339 You feel bad for the people whose horoscope sign is now Ophiuchus. "Hey, what's your sign?" "Oh, it's Ophiuchus, the new one." "What is that?" "Um, well... It's a half-naked old man... with a snake... in between his legs." "Oh.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad is that new sign.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, no. The new horoscopes only apply to people born after 2009.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU. Stupid people panicking are driving me nuts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get why people are so freaked out about it. I admit, it's annoying, but we'll all stay the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh hey I didn't know that, but thanks for clearing it up. There was no way I wanted to change my sign, (even though I don't follow horoscopes.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, luckily it doesn't apply to me as I was born before 2009 because otherwise I would be the new sign :/ which would suck because my sign that I am now actually describes me in every exact detail correctly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the new sign doesn't count. end of story. we've had the same signs for thousands of years, so why are we changing them now? it's unnecessary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree! I'm a little OCD and I just can't bare the thought of there being 13 signs. Not just because 13 is an ugly odd number, but also one of the elements would be thrown off with 5 signs rather than a better more even number, 4. Now If you excuse me, I will shut up now and go color coordinate my M&M's.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Something tells me that "Ophiuchus" roughly translates to "Troll".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "new sign" was a hoax.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think it was a hoax, I heard about ophiuchus about 5 years ago.. But anyway starsigns are a load of crap so I don't really see why anyone's getting upset.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The guy who "discovered" the new sign even said that scientists have known about it for years and years now and he's not sure why people finally decided to listen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago