You didn't have to include the last part.
No, I get it! I was just saying I would agree with the post whether or not the "Matt" part was there.
But it wouldn't have been funny, no punchline?
Its because they wouldn't have arms or legs so they'd lie there... Like a mat(Matt)
Ahh ok, I gotcha
What do you call someone with no arms or legs in water? Bob
What do you call a female lawyer? Sue.
I don't get this... At all😁
Cuz you'd look kinda like a matt and your name would be Matt.
Floor Mat...Matt the name... both are limbless... get it?
...me neither(other anon)
Or if you had no arms or legs and they named you Johnny because having no arms or legs would suck regardless of what your name is.
Glad I have arms and legs then
Or if you had no arms or legs and they named you Russel and put you in some leaves