+131 Everyone has that one thing that they get so obsessed with that all conversation concerning it gets banned from the dinner table, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't have a dinner table, but my mother is absolutely furious with and terrified of my obsession with guns and knives. Bitch needs to GET TO STEPPIN'!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

stabbin*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"And this one time on amirite-" "SHUT UP, FlyingGuineaPig!" "But there was this comment; it said-" "Listen to your mother, FlyingGuineaPig."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ha. My family doesn't eat together at the dinner table.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

IF YOU WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING MACARONI AND CHEESE SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT, THEN MENTION THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU. -says my roomates boyfriend to my roomate. She picked a charmer didn't she?

by Anonymous 11 years ago