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Too soon.
It's been 23 years.
*four score and 7 years
*1 score and 3 years.
Let me guess, you failed maths at school?
You're retarded. It's been more than 23 years since the assassination. But you can joke about a dead person after 23 years. South Park said so.
LOL, I read that thinking that you thought only 23 years have passed, when you were trying to say more than 23 years have passed.
Hahaha oh :P
What is an ass play?
old-fashioned gay porno
I will never look at Abe the same way again
Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. "Tell me," he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. "When you come, is it 10% ethanol?"
That reminds me of the episode of American Dad when Stan decides to write a play aboot Abraham Lincoln, and he becomes extremely popular with Log Cabin Republicans.
LMFAO I used to shoot in those vids
http://tinyurl.com/yhnjcpb
Well, great. Now that's in my history.
Ain't it?
...or on Facebook. John Wilkes Booth likes this status
allow me to take of that rt@honestabe Watching boring ass play, #killmenow
I like how this is in the "FOOD" category
10:13 PM @BoothnotTable Lawl! Sic Semper Tyrannis, bitchezzzz :P
"Just called in CIA to fake my assassination #lololol"
-30 seconds ago
But ass play is never boring!
a splay*
But a splay [of butt cheeks] is never boring!
Ass splay!
Relevant. Lincoln was an asshole.
This must be where the movie idea came from. ...The vampire part
http://touch.amirite.net/366618
Whoa, you almost passed the character limit there, be more careful next time.
why is making squares funny??
I see squares all the time, too. Dunno why...
Imagines Abraham Lincoln babysitting some fourty-something-year-old douche bag while said douche bag takes the least aggressive route in story mode of Gears of War and not losing any lives in the process
...haha. At least his parents have cable.
except, wasn't it a super funny play or something?
S:
It's weird; I can't really imagine President Lincoln laughing hysterically. Huh.
how about chuckling?
yeah, but he probably burst out laughing at some point as an adult...
"Oh, fiddlesticks. My trademark hat fell off I was laughing so hard."
blocked at my school :3
i guarantee you it isn't...
Your guarantee = False.
oh.
WELL GO ON IT ANYWAY
I doubt it. He'd have more class than most of tweeter
I bet amirite feels stupid now.
Epic commenting! xD
Abraham Lincoln. Whatta tool.
what you did there I see.
Drunken Beer Pong Baby?
Nah I think it's "Don't Buy Peanut Butter."
I love how this site is becoming more allergy conscious. It makes me and my severe peanut = death curse feel much more welcome
OMG that will help me so much! I keep forgetting I'm allergic to peanut butter and buying it anyways! But now I can have "Don't Buy Peanut Butter" repeat on my ipod instead of "breathe in, breathe out." That was getting kinda boring. Like thanks so much!
umm...you're welcome?
You're both wrong. It's 'Die, belittling pig butts!'
PB&J
Too soon, man. Too soon.
Too late, man. Too late.
Too cute, man.
2 CUTE! <333
You're too cute.
I'm blushing! forcefully blushes
You call that blushing? It's much too forced. You look constipated.
Some laxatives will take care of that. Also, sleeping pills. And maybe LSD. It'd be like the matrix with more fecal matter.
So.... like, Neo would take breaks from flying and looking badass to visit the little boy's room?
You're stupid, twitter didn't exist back then
Wow, what an insightful comment, even though the post clearly says "would have been."
Why thankyou for pointing that out... but how would you know? YOU WEREN'T THERE NOW WERE YOU?
But we did Tweet the old fashioned way... with birds!
I'm Abraham Lincoln.
I am Not Abraham Lincoln
I am NOT FlyingGuineaPig.
I'll say you aren't
I'll say pikapika!
I'll say Simon says say 'I'll say 'Simon says say 'I'll say''
Will the real Abraham Lincoln please stand up, please stand up?
There was no Twitter back in my day.
You're stupid, this is a joke.
Why would you love that comment? This troll isn't even funny.