Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "This butter's bitter. If I put this in my batter, it will make my batter bitter." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter. So lived better Betty Botter, who bought a bit of better butter.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No this is my version: Betty bought a bit of butter, but Betty said, "This butter's bitter. A bit of better butter would make this bitter butter better."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I heard: "Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said 'my butter's bitter, if I bake it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.' so she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter, so t'was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter."

by Anonymous 13 years ago