When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?

I want to favourite this post all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to make out with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to give it a strip tease.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go for it! Please...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I feel like that example is from personal experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i broke the fender off my cousin's old car I used to practice driving in like a while back. and so that's the first thing anyone knows about me when my mom introduces us. and i can't do anything but stand there and smile, like I'm some fool who can't drive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This is my daughter; she likes to look at lolcats 24/7" Please mom, that's ridiculous. It's more like 23/7 wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Lord, the persistence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/76749

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gotta love that pussy stench! Oh, wait. What did that say? *rereads* Oh, that makes more sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Mom, I gotta get some sleep, so it can't be 24/7!" "Oh, we know, you still do it in your sleep though."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This is my granddaughter; she got kicked out of a Christian-based camp and will never work there again. Oh, and could you please bring out the dish boy? She'd like to apologize to him for showing him up on their date last month."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That...really happened? Sounds pretty interesting XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She tells people this every time we go to the restaurant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it IS quite an accomplishment...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This is my son. After many years of not liking chicken, we finally got him to try some popcorn chicken. He said it was okay so now every time we go to KFC I'm going to assume it's his favorite food and make an excited face and say, 'Oh look, Austin, they've got some popcorn chicken! You love popcorn chicken don't you??'"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mom: You like the Hamburger Helper, Austin? (That's my name, too) Austin: <I can't stand any kind of Hamburger Helper and I'm just trying to be polite> Yes. And then, Mom makes that shit every day and is all "You liked it last time I made it."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well....do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's worse is when you get to around 10th grade and they start asking you what college you want to go to. And if you give them an answer, they tell //everyone// about it. To solve this, I told my parents a different college every time. For a while, I had everyone believing that my dream was to go to the Honolulu Institute of Colorado to major in Quantum Mechanical Biology.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's silly. The Honolulu Institute of Colorado doesn't have Quantum Mechanical Biology as a major!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think he meant Quantum Mechanical Psychology. The Honolulu Institute of Colorado has one of the best QMP departments in the country

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is funny to me because i've made out with my neighbor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was it very slippery and slimy? DETAILS PLEASE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom holds the stupidest grudges. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel your pain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one time a few months ago I told my parents I didn't want to bring a jacket because it wasn't cold outside and I ended up wearing my mom's and so now every time I wear a jacket they say "So you decided to bring a jacket, huh?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand why parents think they're funny when everyone repeatedly insists they are not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was like in 4th grade I would tell everyone that I wanted to be a brain surgeon now my mom mentions that to like everyone even though I definitely have no ambition to be a brain surgeon anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry, but how is making out with a neighbor stupid or a mistake?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they're a 45 year old crack dealer with three teeth and bad B.O.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I KNOW! It's so annoying, my Mom is always like: "Oh, that's my son. He likes murdering people with a rusty axe." I mean like, I ONLY DID THAT ONCE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago