+1,210 Americans: The founding fathers, who wanted us to be able to have guns, would pee through all 8 layers of their pants if they saw what guns were today, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed soooo hard when he said this! It's so true, though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Replace the word "laughed" with "was"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old joke is old

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So? Chuck Norris is old, but he's still a badass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sigh.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I assume you're sighing for the same reason I am - because the 2nd Amendment and its intention are so often misconstrued and abused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope- He's just being an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And what exactly do you think the intentions of the 2nd amendment are?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's intentions are to allow people to protect themselves. However, I don't think writers intended to have the intentions twisted and abused. Many gun fanatics seem not to know that we didn't have .. glocks ... when the amendment was written. Or that it intended families to protect themselves with weapons which were simple, at a time where America could be attacked/invaded by Britain at any moment. We don't exactly live in that moment anymore. Unless you think beer cans are threatening. What's next? No repercussions for people who create chaos by shouting "BOMB!" as a joke because of the first amendment which completely protects them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Compelling argument.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Headline news: 7,000,000 gun owners killed nobody today.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, the past news has been about Irene actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why? Does she have a gun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://img.ctrlv.in/4e5ee44746eed.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not hiding anything in my closet..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same... Except my sexuality... and Narnia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've got a couple of skeletons in mine. They're wearing little black top hats and I put them out on Halloween.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except Narnia is in a wardrobe not a closet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was the only Narnia book

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except the wardrobe is merely an entrance to Narnia and doesn't contain it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hiding absolutely nothing in my closet. Except my collection of clocks. The ticking helps me fall asleep. And my collection of hats. Those old-fashioned ones with veils and flowers. I wear them never.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even have a closet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hiding Jutin Bieber in my closet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lock your closet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Better yet, burn down the closet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tom Cruise is hiding in my closet. He won't come out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm gonna get my gun...and I'm gonna cap this bitch!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't anyone else notice that the OP is called Seth Myers?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

enemy AC130 above!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i didnt get any eggs this year >:C

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, I think the founding fathers would be surprised we're still standing as a nation. I bet they never thought we would have owned as much as we do now. Be as powerful as we are now. Or the technology we have. We have the freaken technology to blow our own planet up. Scary.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well we aren't the only ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trust me, we don't have nearly enough nukes or bombs or weaponry to blow up the planet. Fuck up its surface? Yeah. Blow it up? No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, I think they'd shit their pants if they knew we had laws saying all races and genders should be treated equally. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, that was a hotly debated topic among them ... and was only put off stating slavery was illegal, in order to bring the southern states into the union. Sound familiar? Maybe if they had the "testicular fortitude" then to settle the issue, there wouldn't have been a Civil War less than 100 years later.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

Bear arms have come a long way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=bear+arms&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=WxAVn8fZ5eRtsM:&imgrefurl=http://nic26jes.glogster.com/right-to-bear-arms/&docid=xhTrUI1bM6ySsM&w=294&h=267&ei=N81eTsOSKqjgiALB2KWzBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=277&vpy=132&dur=752&hovh=213&hovw=235&tx=122&ty=73&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=179&start=0&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&biw=1920&bih=853

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT? It doesn't take 2 minutes to reload?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't imagine their pants having 8 layers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My response to this: http://amirite.net/644182

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shameless self-promotion y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I made that post after seeing this. I was about to write it as a comment, but then I thought it would make a good amirite post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

theyd shit themselves if they saw nerf guns "YOU MEAN I CAN SHOOT HIM SQUARE IN THE CHEST AND HE WONT DIE?" "YEAH. AND THEY DONT MAKE MUCH NOISE, SO YOU CAN HEAR YOUR SOUND EFFECTS!" "PEW PEW PEW PEW!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARMoJ-9G68k

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me too long to realize he said "raping your churches, burning your women."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha that's my favorite part

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seven of those eight layers are Depends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, only 6 because they feel the need to wear regular underwear over ther Depends because it's "embarrassing".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wuld say 5 then. One for the underwear, another for the pants, and a third for those clothes they use to wear under their pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTffPO5ReZ2gUdY2Ud4nTPNYn7wkofL0tIE36Q3fO5pJOV2HJ7J

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your next door neighbor is the left edge of my computer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm dumb. can someone please explain it to me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they'd be more upset about blacks no longer being slaves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tis post is stewpid and makes ppl go GAG

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really, wait 'till you see the guns we have up here..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SETHHHH MEYERSSS!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago