That's why we have two girlfriends, silly!
I can have sex in the kitchen...
I've long contemplated this. I just ended up putting a fridge and stove in the bedroom. We've been happy ever since!
Make me a sammich, and then come to bed...
Bitch, watch your goddamn language..SHIT!
Both, clearly.
put a bed in the kitchen. problem solved.
You can't do that! It would be a fire hazard!
Well they do say women can multi-task. It's like a challenge to us
Jan 18th is my birthday!
do you want a cookie?
Has anyone ever said no to that question?
of course not. why would someone do that? its a cookie.
sorry. you can have a cookie too..
No
That's why we have two girlfriends, silly!
I can have sex in the kitchen...
I've long contemplated this. I just ended up putting a fridge and stove in the bedroom. We've been happy ever since!
Make me a sammich, and then come to bed...
Bitch, watch your goddamn language..SHIT!
Both, clearly.
put a bed in the kitchen. problem solved.
You can't do that! It would be a fire hazard!
Well they do say women can multi-task. It's like a challenge to us
Jan 18th is my birthday!
do you want a cookie?
Has anyone ever said no to that question?
of course not. why would someone do that? its a cookie.
sorry. you can have a cookie too..
No