+194 Girls: WIFE is the acronym of 'Woman I Find Exceptional'. Guys: Just kidding, you know it means 'Woman I Fuck Everyday', amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've never been a newly wed person I suppose.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohh~ sounds kinky

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you talking about? Being a wife is like signing a contract stating that sex is not going to happen much after the honeymoon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls: you know that isn't true either because the majority of guys with that attitude are not gonna get laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago