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Humans are animals with a serious superiority complex xD

Genus: sapien
Species: Homo
Family: Hominoid
Order: Primate
Class: Mammalia
Phylum: Chordata
Kingdom: ANIMAL

we are animals.

Anonymous +13Reply

It's funny that none of the comments are about the actual post. I'll start us off

This is an interesting thought, I wonder if animal religions are exclusive to a certain types of animals or if cats and dogs can share a religion.

@Blake11roys It's funny that none of the comments are about the actual post. I'll start us off This is an interesting thought...

Chances are, animal religions aren't exclusive to a certain species or family; they're probably exclusive to their geographic location, just like human mythology. The Romans, the Greeks and the First Nations were all the same species, but they all had different religions at the same time. Now that humans have discovered each other, our religions are all mixed up, but animals probably all have different beliefs.

personThingys avatar personThingy Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Blake11roys It's funny that none of the comments are about the actual post. I'll start us off This is an interesting thought...

Technically they could, if cats and dogs would evolve at the same rate and in the same manner(from an intelectual point of view).

I'm pretty sure my dog worships cheese.

Elephants have some kind of ritual when one of them dies. Some kind of ceremony, maybe that classifies as a religion?

If animals did have a religion (which they don't because their brains aren't advanced enough to come up with something that complicated) they would probably worship humans. At least domestic animals.

I actually read somewhere that that since animals lack the higher cognitive ability to process deities and religion, that's what separates us (as humans) from them.
but then a girl said that opposable thumbs separate us as well, and all hope was lost.

Chells avatar Chell No Way +1Reply

Other animals?

Humans are not animals.

Anonymous -28Reply
@Other animals? Humans are not animals.

We're mammals, which are animals. Animals are mammals, birds, fish, amphibians, and reptiles.

Anonymous +13Reply
@We're mammals, which are animals. Animals are mammals, birds, fish, amphibians, and reptiles.

ARE YOU FUCKING NEW!?

Reread my comment
"Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals"

ANIMALS are mammals.
HUMANS can be mammals as well.
HUMANS are not animals, or else we would fucking be called animals.

douche.

Anonymous -26Reply
@Hullabaloo Are trolls mammals?

Genus: trollien
Species: trollo
Family: trollinoid
Order: trollmate
Class: trollia
Phylum: trolldata
Kingdom: TROLL
????

Chells avatar Chell No Way +5Reply
@BetterThanEzra1119 Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species That's the order I learned...

i just copied the order from the guy below me...i'm sure your teacher taught you well.

Chells avatar Chell No Way +3Reply
@Chell i just copied the order from the guy below me...i'm sure your teacher taught you well.

Our teacher taught us an acronym that I think is funny. It's
Does
K(our school name)
Play
Central(I can say this school because every town has a central high school)
On
Friday?
G(rival school's name)
Sucks.

It's easy to remember for our particular school.

@ARE YOU FUCKING NEW!? Reread my comment "Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals" ANIMALS are...

ANIMALS are not all mammals. Reptiles are animals. Does that mean reptiles are mammals too?
All mammals are animals. Humans are mammals. Therefore humans are animals. Simple.

personThingys avatar personThingy Yeah You Are +8Reply
@ARE YOU FUCKING NEW!? Reread my comment "Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals" ANIMALS are...

"Humans can be mammals as well."
Oh, I get it. So only SOME humans are mammals. Makes sense to me!

Either take a biology class, or just stop being an idiot. Why do you think we have sub-catagories?

REPTILES are animals.
DOGS are animals.
HUMANS are animals.

And mammals are animals, idiot. "Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals." WTF?

Moron.

AwkwardMoments1s avatar AwkwardMoments1 Yeah You Are -3Reply
@ARE YOU FUCKING NEW!? Reread my comment "Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals" ANIMALS are...

You should get a job as a research subject. I'm sure they could make some revolutionary new material with the dense material found inside your skull.

@Sergent_McCool what are we then?

What are we then!?

Can you not see that I just said HUMANS are not animals!?

Humans are humans.
Animals are animals.

Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals.

Anonymous -30Reply
@Ummmmm YES! Learn biology? ksick.

humans are biological exactly the same as any other animal. why would they be in another class as the rest of them?

Sergent_McCools avatar Sergent_McCool Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Ummmmm YES! Learn biology? ksick.

Humans are considered different from animals in some senses, but biology isn't one of them.

personThingys avatar personThingy Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Ummmmm YES! Learn biology? ksick.

Arent humans in the kingdom anamalia? That's scientific names, which I learned in my science class while studying biology. I don't know what you learned in your biology class.

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