The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off...

+771 The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off, say "you're welcome," and walk away. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Barney Stinson?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was adapted from a post on highDEAS.com.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like your usage of "adapted" rather than stolen

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not word-for-word, it's just the general concept, so I used the more accurate word: "adapted."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just realized this was your post.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE HIGHDEAS.COM, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY :) MOSTLY BECAUSE I CAN RELATE TO A MAJORITY OF THE POSTS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isnt that like the same as amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But for stoners

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What a coincidence! My #1 item on my bucket list is to be sued for assault! Talk about two birds with one stone

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(TalkingRice) no, it's a website for people to blaze a lot & i think it's genius. who would've thunk?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha dwight did this in the office, one of the first few seasons

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha dwight did this in the office, one of the first few seasons

by Anonymous 14 years ago