+1,298 The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you forgot the wedding dresses!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the obsessive hording and drug addictions!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But one of them is a wedding planner and the other is addict councler

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...But they didn't know that they were pregnant with those kids.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and they both dress horribly, so they get a shopping spree in NY after learning fashion tips from Clinton Kelly and Stacy London. While, they are in NY they shop for their perfect wedding dress

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One of the child has to have an incurable mystery illness as well.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They have to live in Alaska, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

baking cakes could be considered their strange addiction, since they do it constantly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But they have to be a lesbian or gay couple.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And are addicted to couch stuffing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And 2 of those kids need to be conjoined twins.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're also in debt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they had some sob story that convinced people to build them a new house.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And now they host a cooking show, alon with two shows about cake.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they're lottery winners!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed so hard that I swear I thought I was gonna die from not being able to breathe. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they need to make balloon art for 4 weddings that all of the brides rate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they throw their kids birthday parties that cost $300,000.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they are also extreme couponers

by Anonymous 14 years ago