No, he would have gotten away with it if he weren't such an arrogant dumbass and made all of his horcruxes one of a kind, historically significant items. However, I still appreciate the scooby-doo reference
: If I had a Horcrux, I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean. Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels. Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about Horcruxes.
Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside. Our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of Polyjuice Potion.
Trust me, if you don't know about Harry Potter, you won't get actual help with your questions, you'll get down votes on your comment and you'll be shunned from the amirite? society.
/personalexperience
He would've gotten away with it if it weren't for
That meddling Mirror
That meddling Basilisk Fang
That meddling Patronus
That meddling Diggory
That meddling Prophecy
That meddling Dumbledore
Those meddling kids and the darned Horcruxes.
You know, I feel bad for Cedric Diggory. If it wasn't for the fact that he is played by the same actor as Edward Cullen, he would be a much more respected character.
(Your+name+(optional)): Why would that even matter? He played Cedric before he played Edward Cullen, and that was in ONE movie, in which he dies. If you are going to say that being in a popular movie discredits your acting abilities, than you are just being an opinionated ass.
("Ambiguity" Pickles): they call me girl, they call me stacey, they call me her, they call me jane. that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name (or my gender)
No, I don't. Using Harry was Voldemort's downfall. If he didn't use Harry, then Harry would have died when he sacrificed himself. Instead, Voldemort tied Harry to life as long as he was still alive.
I know, but Voldemort didn't know that then. no one knew that then. Voldemort just figured that since the enmity between him and Harry was strongest, it would make him strongest.
I don't think Voldemort got enough hugs when he was a child. I think all he needs a quick therapy sesh where he just let's all of his internal feelings out. Maybe then will we see the real Voldemort. The one that likes listening to Katy Perry and knitting with his cat.
He's the voice of Scooby-Doo. He was involved in a huge sex scandal, it's been all over the news surprised you didn't hear about it. He lured kids in with candy from his mystery van, until they told on him.
No, he would have gotten away with it if he weren't such an arrogant dumbass and made all of his horcruxes one of a kind, historically significant items. However, I still appreciate the scooby-doo reference
Agreed. If I was Voldy, I would have made at least one horcrux a very common item, and maybe just burried it somewhere.
I never read Harry potter, what is a horcrux? I see that word and I think "that poor slut..."
A horcrux can be anything, like a football or a dolphin.
: If I had a Horcrux, I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean. Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels. Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about Horcruxes.
Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside. Our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of Polyjuice Potion.
Well the medallion says that's dumb so...
Trust me, if you don't know about Harry Potter, you won't get actual help with your questions, you'll get down votes on your comment and you'll be shunned from the amirite? society.
/personalexperience
Ross, that was a failed one.
read the books.. or just watch the movie and your mind will be blown. AND you will get to know what a horcrux is :D
He would've gotten away with it if it weren't for
That meddling Mirror
That meddling Basilisk Fang
That meddling Patronus
That meddling Diggory
That meddling Prophecy
That meddling Dumbledore
Those meddling kids and the darned Horcruxes.
I c u
referencing each book in turn.
More like those meddling spirits for the fourth one. Diggory didn't do anything except die.
More like that meddling Barty Crouch, Jr.
Didn't Barty Crouch Jr. help Voldemort, not meddle?
If it weren't for his lack of a nose.
What.. is he going to track their scent or something?
Please, that's Scooby's job.
Ohwait. wrong series refrence.
...And that lousy mutt. Oh wait, diggory died, nvm.
You know, I feel bad for Cedric Diggory. If it wasn't for the fact that he is played by the same actor as Edward Cullen, he would be a much more respected character.
(Your+name+(optional)): Why would that even matter? He played Cedric before he played Edward Cullen, and that was in ONE movie, in which he dies. If you are going to say that being in a popular movie discredits your acting abilities, than you are just being an opinionated ass.
Stomp out bullying.
Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you...
evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)
If it weren't for those meddling kids and their dumb elf!
And their Dumbledore!*
Thank you...
and umm. jacob. i mean edward. wait. NO! BELLA! Uh. MALFOY. SNAPE. YES. SNAPE. YEAH SNAPE! Whoo. SLYTHERIN WHOO. FTW
o.O
That made no sense.
you made sense
AND Snape!
They had several dogs. Fluffy. Sirius......lupin.
Don't forget Fang!
And Ripper,the bulldog who chased Harry up a tree.
True story bro.
If Scooby Doo caught a guy stealing a ton of aluminum and tin, he would have been 'foiled' by those metalling kids!
Why would Scooby Doo be foiled in any pretense of the word?
@1273794 (Chauncy Pickles): no, the villian got foiled! damn you, ambiguity!
HEHEh.
That's what they call me.
("Ambiguity" Pickles): they call me girl, they call me stacey, they call me her, they call me jane. that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name (or my gender)
The first one is 'hell'.
("Ambiguity" Pickles): Your username made me laugh so hard for some reason.
I laughed... out loud
Pics or it didn't happen.
Tits or GTFO.
@1273728 (Anonymous):
pussy or you're wussy.
He wouldn't have come back to life if it weren't for those meddling kids either.
...Ungrateful punk.
(Chauncy Pickles): He wouldn't have died at all the first time if it weren't for those meddling kids.
He wouldn't have died the first time if it weren't for attacking a beloved baby.
(Chauncy Pickles): He can come back to life anytime, you know, meddling kids or not.
I don't understand why people voted your comment down. All he needed was Peter, not Harry.
technically, yeah, but Harry was hos biggest enemy, so he made Voldy strongest. Gets it?
No, I don't. Using Harry was Voldemort's downfall. If he didn't use Harry, then Harry would have died when he sacrificed himself. Instead, Voldemort tied Harry to life as long as he was still alive.
I know, but Voldemort didn't know that then. no one knew that then. Voldemort just figured that since the enmity between him and Harry was strongest, it would make him strongest.
Did it actually say that anywhere in the books, or did you just make that up? As far as I knew, Voldemort only used Harry for revenge.
not specifically, no but it was implied. plus Jo mentioned it in an interview later.
Do you have a link to that interview?
nah, can't remember where it was. are you doubting me?
Yep.
well, that's too bad for you. eother you believe me or you don't, but I don't see what's so hard to accept.
he needed the blood of his enemy(harry)
Pretty much the entire Wizarding World was his enemy. I'm pretty sure it said that in the fourth book.
I don't think Voldemort got enough hugs when he was a child. I think all he needs a quick therapy sesh where he just let's all of his internal feelings out. Maybe then will we see the real Voldemort. The one that likes listening to Katy Perry and knitting with his cat.
Yeah, he probably stole Crookshanks for a knitting buddy. (He never actually stole Crookshanks, but the best I could come up.)
Those "kids" are now adults D:
I remember the episode of What's New Scooby Do when Fred turned 40. Worst day of my life. :'(
Nope. They've been revived once again to play the parts of teenagers. Specifically for this special occasion.
In the books, they barely become adults, and that's what I'm going by. :[
Which kids are you talking aboot exactly? The two comments above mine have me confused.
Aboot?
Don't make fun of him, Canadians have feelings too
He's an impostor, real Canadians say eh at the end of every sentence, even on the internet, eh?
I've made a comment about him saying that on some of his comments. Silly Canadians.
(Eminna):Silly Canadians, Rights are for Americans!
Harry, Hermoine and Ron
Woops. I thought you were referring to Scooby-Doo, but it's sad that Harry, Ron, and Hermoine grew up, too. :'(
Win.
Not for Voldemort
Or for the Steelers in the Superbowl. BOOM. Get@me.com
Would you like to comment on any more of the top comments on POTD in hopes of thumbs up, sir?
Shut the fuck up.
Zoinks!
Jinkys
memebase :O
You mean this one?
http://memebase.com/2011/06/06/...pesky-owl-too/
Wat.
...and their dog (Fang)
It's because they get deleted...
if it wasnt for those meddling trolls and their dumb ass dog
who is voldemort? eveybody talks about him but i have no idea
He's the voice of Scooby-Doo. He was involved in a huge sex scandal, it's been all over the news surprised you didn't hear about it. He lured kids in with candy from his mystery van, until they told on him.
ohh thats confusing but thanks for clearing that up haha
I is sorry.
same with the villains on scooby doo..
I think that was the point of the post.
I see you accomplished your amirite goal of getting 2nd comment on popular posts.
Technically, he didn't get second comment. He got first reply to the first comment.
Ah, well I guess that's true. My bad (:
But still, he replied to the first comment for a reason
Yeah, that's why I posted what I did. Haha
POTD*
I assume that counts as a popular post...
You always have replies to the first comment on the POTD...
HARRY POTTER SUCKS! GO TWILIGHT!