+2,531 Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the longer you stretch it, the more it hurts when one person lets go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

look at my follow-up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Made my day <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it's a great add on

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@982039 (HugARock): IF YOU LOVE HER COMMENT SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU JUST MARRY HER, HUH!??!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, if you try to rush it instead of stretch it out, it'll break faster. You have to loosen things up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why you gotta learn to let go at the exact same time. A split second can mean the difference between a "OW! Wtf man!" and a "WOHH! Let's do it again!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love is wrapped around newspapers?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And sometimes when you pull it to far it snaps and you both get hurt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Friendships can be like that too....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, you can love your friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh but of course :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think thats a really good way to put it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 jokes about jmayrod and Anthony's relationship

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/14516

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm eating Zubat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you fucking kidding me? How about we call it "Jmayrod Post of the Day," since that is what it is becoming.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it taking the piss isn't it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool yourself down, they were good posts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right. I'm just jelly. http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/13/128790376390192861.jpg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

jelly can be good for defusing situations

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If by "defusing situations," you mean lube for makeup sex, then yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is exactly what i meant, nothing better than make up sex

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Angry break up sex*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Man, I love the jmayrod POTD party going on. Insert joke about jmayrod giving Anthony blow jobs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*inserts joke*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*inserts penis*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*prematurely ejaculates*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*makes music video about premature ejaculation*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Video gets thousands of hits on Youtube. Penis get's thousands of hits at home*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks for that, it is just what i needed at this time

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read the comment and then the "to You" underneath it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You may have agreed to be Ant's bitch for the first one but this one definitely deserves to be POTD y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Getting slightly tired of seeing jmayrod get POTD every other day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go take a nap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like your logic, seems reasonable

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Meanwhile, other locations...AHEM...are starving for a pizza. http://www.starling-fitness.com/wp-content/uploads/cat-cant-have-pizza.jpg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol. kinda feel that was a subtle plea for a POTD. what makes it funnier is that when i clicked on that link, it said "ACCESS FORBIDDEN" DanielJames: I can haz POTD? Internet: ACCESS FORBIDDEN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck you, oh mighty interwebz. I'mma get a POTD and eat it too. I mean pizza*... wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and when you both walk together and let it shrink before you both drop it, it feels a lot better because now you dont have to walk around extremely close to someone connected by a rubber band. :h

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:h ? What it that even supposed to be? Emoticons are getting stranger and stranger

by Anonymous 14 years ago

srsly man? look at it from the side. like all emoticons. its not that hard to figure out. http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3193/original/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, I agree with Optimus, are they like... having a stroke?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's like :| but less angst-ish (when i see :| I think of some teen girl being like "omagad u gaise im liek giving up n junk")

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It looks like a hand puppet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You guys need to take a relaxation break, I don't see you getting all up in anonymous's grill, that guy gets PotD almost every week. Quell your fury sweethearts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

jmay and anthony boof

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But the consequences of not using a rubber are far more serious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

absolutely love this :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is a lot like one of Rochester's lines in Jane Eyre/ (Guess what my AP English class just read :p)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For some reason when I read the follow up, I though of pussy lips. Weird?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is kind of weird, actually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love is like a rubberband: when you roll up your poster to take to school, the rubberband keeps the poster rolled up, and when you take the rubberband off, the poster still curls inward, ready to be rolled up again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): ... And while the rubberband is still on the rollled-up poster, you can whack people OR use the poster to project your voice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahahaha, it's almost like jmayrod is giving Anthony daily blowjobs! Ahaha!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Jmanthony."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOLY CRAP FUCKING JMAYROD WOW /turns on blind mode Hey cool, these posts are quite good actually. ...hmm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sometimes, the comments on POTD are better than the POTD. Sometimes the POTD is better. And sometimes they all suck. /noh8

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I basically based all my past relationships on this post.. cause thats exatcly how i feel

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...deep... but thanks for agreeing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmfaooo im not gonna pour my heart out on amirite, but you know what i mean. andd no problem, one of the best posts ive heard in SO long y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

love this quote(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago