POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.
That's why you gotta learn to let go at the exact same time. A split second can mean the difference between a "OW! Wtf man!" and a "WOHH! Let's do it again!"
You guys need to take a relaxation break, I don't see you getting all up in anonymous's grill, that guy gets PotD almost every week.
Quell your fury sweethearts.
Love is like a rubberband: when you roll up your poster to take to school, the rubberband keeps the poster rolled up, and when you take the rubberband off, the poster still curls inward, ready to be rolled up again.
you don't get any points or win any money or anything by getting a POTD... just a small amount of pride in front of a bunch of people you don't know as well as some hatred from people who are annoyed that you got a POTD and didn't "earn" it as if there were such thing as that
-.- if you argue with anyone on here, your arguing with a teenager, what does it matter if your a teenager and im not, im not allowd to voice an opinion because of that? also, i see nothing on this page that is me arguing with anybody??
and when you both walk together and let it shrink before you both drop it, it feels a lot better because now you dont have to walk around extremely close to someone connected by a rubber band. :h
I had two clever ones and couldn't decide so here's both: love is like my penis. It gets bigger when you nurture it.(and its warm) Love is like milk, after a while its gets sour and you have to throw it out or someone will get sick because its not healthy for you. (and its warm)
Love is like amirite. Sometimes cheesy, sometimes serious, often makes you laugh, occasionally makes you mad or feels like a waste of time, but we all keep coming back for some reason :)
POTDs are like pizzas- some of them are extra cheesy, and you get a little suspicious when like 4 of them are delivered to the same location in a short amount of time.
Meanwhile, other locations...AHEM...are starving for a pizza.
lol. kinda feel that was a subtle plea for a POTD.
what makes it funnier is that when i clicked on that link, it said "ACCESS FORBIDDEN"
DanielJames: I can haz POTD? Internet: ACCESS FORBIDDEN
Fuck you, oh mighty interwebz. I'mma get a POTD and eat it too. I mean pizza*...
i like your logic, seems reasonable
And the longer you stretch it, the more it hurts when one person lets go.
Also, if you try to rush it instead of stretch it out, it'll break faster. You have to loosen things up.
Yes, it was something about penetrating your mom....
look at my follow-up
Made my day <3
I think it's a great add on
Thanks :)
@982039 (HugARock): IF YOU LOVE HER COMMENT SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU JUST MARRY HER, HUH!??!
Unless this is a joke that's going over my head...
http://ctrlv.in/14523
That's why you gotta learn to let go at the exact same time. A split second can mean the difference between a "OW! Wtf man!" and a "WOHH! Let's do it again!"
And sometimes when you pull it to far it snaps and you both get hurt.
Love is wrapped around newspapers?
Are you fucking kidding me?
How about we call it "Jmayrod Post of the Day," since that is what it is becoming.
Cool yourself down, they were good posts.
You're right. I'm just jelly.
jelly can be good for defusing situations
If by "defusing situations," you mean lube for makeup sex, then yes.
That is exactly what i meant, nothing better than make up sex
Angry break up sex*
it taking the piss isn't it?
But the consequences of not using a rubber are far more serious.
You guys need to take a relaxation break, I don't see you getting all up in anonymous's grill, that guy gets PotD almost every week.
Quell your fury sweethearts.
inb4 jokes about jmayrod and Anthony's relationship
http://ctrlv.in/14516
Friendships can be like that too....
Well, you can love your friends.
Oh but of course :)
Man, I love the jmayrod POTD party going on. Insert joke about jmayrod giving Anthony blow jobs.
inserts joke
inserts penis
prematurely ejaculates
makes music video about premature ejaculation
Video gets thousands of hits on Youtube. Penis get's thousands of hits at home
Thanks for that, it is just what i needed at this time
I read the comment and then the "to You" underneath it.
HOLY CRAP FUCKING JMAYROD WOW
/turns on blind mode
Hey cool, these posts are quite good actually.
...
I'm eating Zubat.
Getting slightly tired of seeing jmayrod get POTD every other day
Go take a nap.
Love is like a rubberband: when you roll up your poster to take to school, the rubberband keeps the poster rolled up, and when you take the rubberband off, the poster still curls inward, ready to be rolled up again.
(Chauncy Pickles): ... And while the rubberband is still on the rollled-up poster, you can whack people OR use the poster to project your voice.
"Jmanthony."
I think thats a really good way to put it...
http://www.amirite.net/462087/1015601
You failed miserably, jmayrod.
Sometimes, the comments on POTD are better than the POTD. Sometimes the POTD is better. And sometimes they all suck.
/noh8
You may have agreed to be Ant's bitch for the first one but this one definitely deserves to be POTD
Who else is tired of seeing this dude over and over?
You know, you can google this and this comes up, almost word for word?
I googled "this" and the #2 hit was something about the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Love+is+li...that+gets+hurt
What's your point? Approximately ~64.2% of jmayrod's are not his original content. It's not my fault.
It's just annoying that he gets POTD for a fucking repeat.
you don't get any points or win any money or anything by getting a POTD... just a small amount of pride in front of a bunch of people you don't know as well as some hatred from people who are annoyed that you got a POTD and didn't "earn" it as if there were such thing as that
YOU post something funny
then you write someting potd worthy and dont be jelly (;
dang dont take it as a personal attack. what does my age have to do with it, every one on here is wasting time on amirite.
offers urinal cake
Hey, nothing wrong with being a 20-year-old wasting time on amirite...
-.- if you argue with anyone on here, your arguing with a teenager, what does it matter if your a teenager and im not, im not allowd to voice an opinion because of that? also, i see nothing on this page that is me arguing with anybody??
and also i wasnt arguing with anyone so anything youd have to say about that would be invalid. but sure, its cuz your tired.
For some reason when I read the follow up, I though of pussy lips. Weird?
That is kind of weird, actually.
This is a lot like one of Rochester's lines in Jane Eyre/
(Guess what my AP English class just read :p)
and when you both walk together and let it shrink before you both drop it, it feels a lot better because now you dont have to walk around extremely close to someone connected by a rubber band. :h
:h ? What it that even supposed to be? Emoticons are getting stranger and stranger
srsly man? look at it from the side. like all emoticons. its not that hard to figure out.
Actually, I agree with Optimus, are they like... having a stroke?
it's like :| but less angst-ish (when i see :| I think of some teen girl being like "omagad u gaise im liek giving up n junk")
It looks like a hand puppet.
absolutely love this :D
You can compare love to anything. You can make any damn metaphor about it and it might or might not make sense, like love itself.
@1030358 (smb4ever): love is like a hat, it's supposed to be worn on the head
Love is like a donkey, you keep piling more and more on its back until its back breaks.
love is like a safari; if you get bitten by a snake, you're fucked.
Love is like being an insect. You have sex, and then die.
love is like lunesta, you should not attempt to operate heavy machinery while taking it.
Love is like paper, you can write on it, but sometimes you have to totally erase everything on your sheet and throw it into the wastepaper bin.
Love is like having someone else's scrotum rubbed into your face, if you weren't expecting it to happen, it has potential to be somewhat unpleasant.
I had two clever ones and couldn't decide so here's both: love is like my penis. It gets bigger when you nurture it.(and its warm) Love is like milk, after a while its gets sour and you have to throw it out or someone will get sick because its not healthy for you. (and its warm)
But Spongebob wore a hat on his butt!
Love is like amirite. Sometimes cheesy, sometimes serious, often makes you laugh, occasionally makes you mad or feels like a waste of time, but we all keep coming back for some reason :)
Love is like liking someone except... a lot.
EEEEEE. :)
jmay and anthony boof
Ahahaha, it's almost like jmayrod is giving Anthony daily blowjobs! Ahaha!
I basically based all my past relationships on this post.. cause thats exatcly how i feel
...deep... but thanks for agreeing
Lmfaooo im not gonna pour my heart out on amirite, but you know what i mean. andd no problem, one of the best posts ive heard in SO long
thank you.
love this quote(: