Sometimes you wish that you could just crawl into bed for the night without having to shower, brush your teeth, wash your face, change clothes, or whatever it is you have to do to get ready for bed, amirite?

Its called being drunk.

I do none of that, I feel dirty now.

Loljk, I couldn't care less.

I actually do that a lot, including tonight.

Or you can just do that and wake up feeling refreshed and repulsive.

Definitely. I have a really long facial process before bed to try to rid the pizza face, but I always wait until I'm too tired to wanna do it. Then when I force myself to do it, I feel awake again after and the sleep feels less satisfying.

Inb4 cool story bro.