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It's unfair that if my girlfriend is legitimaly pregnant, all of her female friends touch her belly saying "congratulations!" but they don't touch my penis saying "good job!". amirite?

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To be fair, they are touching her stomach and saying "congratulations", not her vagina saying "Job well done".

So...you want all your guy friends to rub your junk?
Whatever floats your boat man

@Francois So...you want all your guy friends to rub your junk? Whatever floats your boat man

Nah, guys don't congratulate for that sort of thing. He wants her girlfriends to do it.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +15Reply

People don't have sex with their bellies.

Anonymous +7Reply

touches it congrats man! :)

RaShEllllAs avatar RaShEllllA Yeah You Are +5Reply

This doesn't really make sense. They're not touching her vagina, they're touching her belly, where your sperm and her egg is. So they would be congratulating both of you.

this is a win. i chuckled.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are 0Reply

This is either from a comedian or repost. I just know I've heard it before.

Anonymous -1Reply

Repost... wasn't really funny the first time either

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