When you buy a new pair of shoes, you tie them up to just the right tightness one time, and then after that you just mash your feet in, never untying them. amirite?

+379 When you buy a new pair of shoes, you tie them up to just the right tightness one time, and then after that you just mash your feet in, never untying them. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

take the 's' off 'shoes' and re-read it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the use of the word "mash".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, and once the laces come undone, they never stay tied again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't do that with my high-top Converses. But other than that, this is correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago