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I'm not quite sure why I got arrested for possessing child pornography... I mean I always hear people say "think of the children", amirite?

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Well ain't that some shit. Y'all don't understand no humor even if it hit ya right in the kisser.

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u just jelly

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That's so disgusting it's funny

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SO DID YOUR DAD'S CONDOM! :D

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Well then, it's PEDORABBIT TIME, BITCH.

Also, Pedorabbit's got the actual pedophile mustache. How can you beat that? Plus, he has a nice, cute butthole which he can force little boys' penises into.

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sleep tight

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