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Hey Frodo and crew, when Gandalf tells you that a balrog is coming to kill you, it doesn't mean to wait until it's right around the corner, it means to RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES, amirite?

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@1294744

So, who actually read the bible.

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +113Reply
@1294744

crickets

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@1294744

hey, it might have been years ago, but yes. yes i did.

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@1294744

Oooh! Me! Me! Me!

....well, not really. When I was a child my LOTR-crazy father read them aloud to me over the course of a year hoping I would grow to share his obsession. He did the same thing with Star Trek episodes, and Star Wars.

But I still remember some bits!

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +8Reply
@1294744

It's been a while since I read the books, but I did.

Dang, a POTD I know nothing about and can't make a witty comment on.

On a side note, did you know that in all the Lord of the Rings movies, they used distance to make characters look bigger than other characters? They weren't actually that size.

@Shugah Dang, a POTD I know nothing about and can't make a witty comment on. On a side note, did you know that in all the...

And perspective. Like Gandalf's wagon and the table in the hobbit house are both in 2 different pieces.

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@And perspective. Like Gandalf's wagon and the table in the hobbit house are both in 2 different pieces.

Yep. Our chemistry teacher was telling us about it om the last day of school while everyone watched lord of the rings. It was pretty cool, and nicely done considering the time frame the movies were made in.

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@1294736

@1294736 (ThisIsWhyImRite): Shut up, you're not Nonsense_Narwhal.

Anonymous 0Reply

Lol at "Frodo and crew"

You mean the Fellowship?

LinksLegionaires avatar LinksLegionaire Yeah You Are +24Reply
@LinksLegionaire Lol at "Frodo and crew" You mean the Fellowship?

Oh, I actually didn't know there was a technical term for all of them. But now that you mention it, that makes total sense

asleepfromdays avatar asleepfromday Yeah You Are +6Reply

What's do Frodo and Lebron James have in common?
They both lost the ring!
...but Frodo got his back.

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@1294742

haha he got banned?

Thought I'd let you know Gandalf is the shit! "You shall not pass!" is my favorite line from the trilogy.

Tiras avatar Tira Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Tira Thought I'd let you know Gandalf is the shit! "You shall not pass!" is my favorite line from the trilogy.

You know that was a repost, he stole that from the French at Verdun in WW1.

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@Tira Thought I'd let you know Gandalf is the shit! "You shall not pass!" is my favorite line from the trilogy.

Did you know that in the first volume of LOTR Gandalf says to the Balrog, "You cannot pass," instead of "You shall not pass?" I was shaken when I read that in the book.

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@Did you know that in the first volume of LOTR Gandalf says to the Balrog, "You cannot pass," instead of "You shall...

In the movie scene he turns around and immediately says, 'You cannot pass.' Then Frodo screams, 'Gandalf!', and then Gandalf does his whole 'Yooouuuu shall not paasssss.' thing.

davewilk99s avatar davewilk99 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Or you could make friends with it. and once you've earned it's trust beat it to death with a baseball bat.

@Vepix Because they're

when u corrected his grammar it would have been funnier if you meant to say "because they are".

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +1Reply

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

Anonymous +12Reply

What's taters precious?

Hey Bilbo and gang, when Gandalf and Beorn say STAY ON THE PATH in the forest on the way to the Lonely Mountain, they mean follow the path, not chase elves and get lost, captured by giant spiders, and locked in a dungeon.

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@1296216

me either! I am so excited.

CarolineGustins avatar CarolineGustin Yeah You Are 0Reply

For some people, death might be somewhat of a hurdle. FUCK THAT.

Julesybellss avatar Julesybells Yeah You Are +4Reply

The only thing I remember about the lord of the rings is "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

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@1294749

HEY, thats cool!
insert lecture about how it actually ISN'T cool because of unoriginality

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@1294816

...you're on this site ...

@1294816

Your username reminds me of this: http://ctrlv.in/27356

abcd1234s avatar abcd1234 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Galileo Oh Arrested Development, how I miss thee.

I know, they really need to make more seasons. But I think they are planning on making a movie y smilie

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@1294852

Ugh you know what sucks? Our trolls. We need some well-trained ones.

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@1294896

Sounds like a polarthebear type of troll.

<lolwut>

Anonymous 0Reply

My favorite line in the movie is when Pippin asks where they are going after they decide to destroy the ring:)

MaryHeines avatar MaryHeine Yeah You Are 0Reply

I've only read the books. Didn't want another great series destroyed by the cinema so I haven't watched the movies D;

@SillyBanana I've only read the books. Didn't want another great series destroyed by the cinema so I haven't watched the movies D;

I thought the movies were pretty well done. They obviously weren't perfect, but I think they captured the essence of the series rather well. And the music rocked. It's one of the few book to movie transitions I enjoyed. shudders at memories of Percy Jackson and Eragon

Anonymous +10Reply

Isn't Balrog a character in Street Fighter2?

@Elmo7 Isn't Balrog a character in Street Fighter2?

I instantly thought of the song Gold Watch when I read your comment

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