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+56Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
Girls who can't take a joke are also single.
I don't understand why the saying is "Women belong in the kitchen." Knowing men, I would think the saying would be "Women belong in my pants." ...amirite?
guys who say "women belong in the kitchen," in front of there girlfriends are single, amirite?
Exactly. Guys who say that don't say it except as an obvious joke in front of their SO... unless said SO has zero self-respect. Those girls do exist, sadly. I let my hubs call me "wench"(I think it's cute) and demand dinner, because I know he's kidding. If he really disrespected me, he'd find himself single pretty quick.
Actually I'm dating a guy who says that all the time.
NEWS UPDATE: He just brought me a sandwich.
Suck on that.
...maybe because he wanted you to "suck on" something else...
Are you fucking serious? Did you really just say there's no part of a woman to suck on? I sincerely hope no woman is having to suffer through your obvious lack of bedroom knowledge and therefore skill.
Well guys who seriously mean it anyway...
Grouchy Rabbit reader I see
women belong in the kitchen... oh wait... I have a SO
Please, no Grouchy Rabbit re-posts. I check GR/ DBPB/ amirite and it's pretty annoying when there are doubles of everything.
they could be gay.
The person who posted this must have never been in a valuable relationship.
I'm not married but I'm definitely not single and I say that...
...you could've just said you're in a relationship, rather than explaining that you are neither married nor single.
well I wasn't sure how serious of a commitment they meant so I specified