Your Mom was already fat.
yo momma's so fat that when she... actually,no- I don't have a funny comment there. I'm too white for yo momma jokes... and to do a proper lay-up in PE...
....She ate him.
dude, I saw this on mlia months ago, before I joined amirite
way to rip it off.
something about a girl saying how her lil bro looked at a pic and asked where he was in the family pic, and the mom pointed to the her stomache and said "you were still in there"|then the boy goes to the sister and asks"...did mom eat me"
yeah....that was before mlia became crappy
First of all, my post is SO much diffrent then that, secondly, ya... thats it
MLIA was always crappy.
lol there were some good ones, then it all became a cliche.
I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.
You should meet my aunt. She makes predictions ALL the time. Like, she predicted my name.
Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.
I think I just had a hernia trying to pronounce Ynohtna.
I thought he was dead... Dear God. Or Dear Anthony, in your case.
I wish I was Anthony I would love prized goats
(goat herder): Your username really makes that comment.
(goat herder): Mkay, Aberforth. ♥
Ynohtna is an actual user you know?
..this gave me aids.
If by that you mean "You saw that I self-advertised my own post to Anthony as an attempt to get another POTD, didn't you?," then yes.
did it work? yes. It was a good post, and i thought it deserved a POTD
You requested your own post to be POTD?
You know you're going to get major shit for it, right?
Yeah, these comments are a dead giveaway.
OMG HOW DID U KNOW!
Another appropriate ending could be:
"But it might explain why there is a withering fetus on the ground"
I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity
I rofled when I realized this got 48 fav's before 1 comment
OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works because no one else has dared to do it yet, like that time in Toy Story 3 when Buz asked permission to get into the better room at Sunny Side and the bear was like "of course!" because Buz "showed initiative," but the rest of the toys can't just follow him up because they didn't have the initiative to do it in the first place.
Contrary to a previous comment, I quite liked your Toy Story analogy. points awarded.
no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile and be like "hey ant! i want _ and _ to be POTD. MAKE IT HAPPEN! please? :)", i would get my ass cyberly kicked. chances are anthony had this set out to be POTD before this guy asked for this to be POTD
That wasn't what this guy did though; he just asked whether it could be a POTD. It also helped that he was an established user; some n00bs try it too and obviously fail
Not true, I've seen n00bs do it before.
Read my about me
sweet, I am honored dude
I don't actually like how you used Toy Story as an example...
Without Toy Story, that comment would have been nothing.
I have always been known to make up the absolute worst analogies in history, I'm sorry
You actually asked for a POTD?
I'm taking back my YYA, then NW'ing it
This is no longer about the actual post, it's about the fact that even though this guy's already had a POTD, he asked for another one.
Such a n00bish thing he did.
You're just jelly
Am I the only one who didn't laugh?
Nope. I found no humor in it whatsoever.
I did... when I first saw it on DearBlankPleaseBlank.
@1009625 (SillyBanana): @1010103 (Prosopagnosia): If you pay attention there is one pattern, you're all girls! Just goes to show you, girls have no sense of humor
I laughed...at the follow-up. I didn't laugh at the actual post.
Now that this has been made PotD and there are comments about how he asked Anthony to make it so, I'm guessing that a lot more people are gonna start requesting to be PotD.
oh god... this will be lovely. -_-
"The mods are so mean!! They wouldn't let me get POTD" runs away, slams door and blasts screamo music.
Inb4 anthony having his wall spammed asking to get POTD
inb4 Anthony defending himself on this post
With a knife.
Mr. Anthony, with the knife, in the observatory
Adolf Hitler, with the oven, in the Gas Chamber
I was gonna post the exact same thing. WAY too soon.
"This was post of the day on Tue Feb 1st 2011"
Wait..."was"...WAS?! OMG I'M IN THE FUTURE.
(confused by Rocky): Exactly.
(very very confused): If I thought today was the 31st, or even the 1st, I must be wrong, BECAUSE IT SAYS "WAS." That indicates the past. Which means my feet have beat a path on Time.
and left your sanity behind
I was never sane.
Look right under the post.
(rockys an idiot):
Yeah, I didn't paste it to be funny. And it's not a "video;" it a gif. I put the link to show that's what I'd do if you could see me.
Yeah, man. I'm an Animagus.
Kind of a douchebag move to post this on Anthony's wall hoping for a POTD.
i really don't see what makes this post so special.
This is too similar to that post on DearBlankPleaseBlank...
i dont understand how the joke ends with the mom eating the kid.. wouldnt she just be pregnant again and thats why shes fat and acting like a bitch?
Jesus, did it take me two weeks to actually get this?? When I first read it, I thought the poster meant that the mom got depressed because her kid disappeared so she gained weight and then acted like a bitch to the kid who put the makeup on...holy shit I can be slow sometimes.
Repeat post? I've definitely read it somewhere before......
It's on DBPB
it's on facebook. from facebook likes.
Don't had FB. Nice try though
A lot of the POTD's have been about women lately.. trying to hint at something, Mr. K?
I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW SHE ATE HIM D:<
Saw this on Dear Blank.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, someone made an amusing follow up on a POTD that wasn't stupid.
Nah, it was pretty stupid
haha thank you
Best follow-up ever.
why thank you
@1011624 (BagleFinagle): BeautifulNightmare posted that in the comments.
it relates to very many peoples comments
I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?
I didn't hear you over the sound of my troll-alert alarm going off.
(...): <--- 3nipple boob
Wouldn't it be funny if this wuz a girl since ALOT of ppl said he/the guy/him lol
Damn. I forgot about the sex change!
Honestly I don't understand why so many people are hating on this post. I personally thought it was funny. If you guys really didn't like it, there would be more than just 34 NWs. So obviously people do like it
If you put it on the mom then you wouldn't have to see your brother for another ten months
I said another ten months... as in added with the 9.5months
9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10 years= -10.5 years. he wouldn't have to see his brother for ten and a half more years.
your math.... it comes from another planet, amirite?
Regaurdless I said another ten months which means add it
are you high or something? your math doesn't make sense.
No but I haven't slept in 24hours ha.
push for 48. then shit starts getting weird.
If you could "like" follow-ups, I would have definitely liked this one.
Is she pregnant or did she eat him?
Obviously she ate him.
Nope, the stork ate him!
why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.
spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE
Well isn't that where babies come from? I was just thinking that is where they would return... Wait don't tell me you didn't know?!? Oh poor Ross, yeah man babies come from storks, including you!
And yeah, I'm offended by your shitty remark! I have to take laxatives, just to go to the restroom and you showing off that you can do it anywhere anytime, doesn't improve my situation
you have to take laxatives? i can picture you one day: "holy shit i forgot to take my laxatives! how do i.." KABOOOM
What a crappy pun :/
it's not a pun, it's a situation
LOL wow i didn't mean to do that
I'm sure you didn't... just like I didn't mean to shit my pants. C:
Obviously both. Or do I really not understand where babies come from?
Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that Amirite was a site for jokes, not actual opinions.
There's a joke section for a reason.