+3,136 I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rofled when I realized this got 48 fav's before 1 comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....She ate him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude, I saw this on mlia months ago, before I joined amirite way to rip it off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

something about a girl saying how her lil bro looked at a pic and asked where he was in the family pic, and the mom pointed to the her stomache and said "you were still in there"|then the boy goes to the sister and asks"...did mom eat me" yeah....that was before mlia became crappy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First of all, my post is SO much diffrent then that, secondly, ya... thats it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA was always crappy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol there were some good ones, then it all became a cliche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG HOW DID U KNOW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should meet my aunt. She makes predictions ALL the time. Like, she predicted my name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

9.5-10=?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously she ate him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, the stork ate him!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended. i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested. spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well isn't that where babies come from? I was just thinking that is where they would return... Wait don't tell me you didn't know?!? Oh poor Ross, yeah man babies come from storks, including you! And yeah, I'm offended by your shitty remark! I have to take laxatives, just to go to the restroom and you showing off that you can do it anywhere anytime, doesn't improve my situation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you have to take laxatives? i can picture you one day: "holy shit i forgot to take my laxatives! how do i.." *KABOOOM*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a crappy pun :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not a pun, it's a situation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"holy shit...."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL wow i didn't mean to do that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure you didn't... just like I didn't mean to shit my pants. C:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously both. Or do I really not understand where babies come from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another appropriate ending could be: "But it might explain why there is a withering fetus on the ground"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that this has been made PotD and there are comments about how he asked Anthony to make it so, I'm guessing that a lot more people are gonna start requesting to be PotD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh god... this will be lovely. -_- "The mods are so mean!! They wouldn't let me get POTD" *runs away, slams door and blasts screamo music.* sigh...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 anthony having his wall spammed asking to get POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 Anthony defending himself on this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With a knife.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mr. Anthony, with the knife, in the observatory

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Adolf Hitler, with the oven, in the Gas Chamber

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too soon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was gonna post the exact same thing. WAY too soon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that Amirite was a site for jokes, not actual opinions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a joke section for a reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. I found no humor in it whatsoever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did... when I first saw it on DearBlankPleaseBlank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1009625 (SillyBanana): @1010103 (Prosopagnosia): If you pay attention there is one pattern, you're all girls! Just goes to show you, girls have no sense of humor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed...at the follow-up. I didn't laugh at the actual post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works because no one else has dared to do it yet, like that time in Toy Story 3 when Buz asked permission to get into the better room at Sunny Side and the bear was like "of course!" because Buz "showed initiative," but the rest of the toys can't just follow him up because they didn't have the initiative to do it in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't actually like how you used Toy Story as an example...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have always been known to make up the absolute worst analogies in history, I'm sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I disagree. Without Toy Story, that comment would have been nothing. NOTHING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not true, I've seen n00bs do it before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile and be like "hey ant! i want _____ and _____ to be POTD. MAKE IT HAPPEN! please? :)", i would get my ass cyberly kicked. chances are anthony had this set out to be POTD before this guy asked for this to be POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wasn't what this guy did though; he just asked whether it could be a POTD. It also helped that he was an established user; some n00bs try it too and obviously fail

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Contrary to a previous comment, I quite liked your Toy Story analogy. points awarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read my about me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sweet, I am honored dude

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is too similar to that post on DearBlankPleaseBlank...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i really don't see what makes this post so special.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of the POTD's have been about women lately.. trying to hint at something, Mr. K?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, someone made an amusing follow up on a POTD that wasn't stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, it was pretty stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This was post of the day on Tue Feb 1st 2011" Wait..."was"...WAS?! OMG I'M IN THE FUTURE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(confused by Rocky): Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(very very confused): If I thought today was the 31st, or even the 1st, I must be wrong, BECAUSE IT SAYS "WAS." That indicates the past. Which means my feet have beat a path on Time. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and left your sanity behind cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was never sane.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

futer*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW SHE ATE HIM D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you put it on the mom then you wouldn't have to see your brother for another ten months

by Anonymous 13 years ago

math fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said another ten months... as in added with the 9.5months

by Anonymous 13 years ago

9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10 years= -10.5 years. he wouldn't have to see his brother for ten and a half more years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Regaurdless I said another ten months which means add it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you high or something? your math doesn't make sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No but I haven't slept in 24hours ha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

push for 48. then shit starts getting weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your math.... it comes from another planet, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saw this on Dear Blank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kind of a douchebag move to post this on Anthony's wall hoping for a POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly I don't understand why so many people are hating on this post. I personally thought it was funny. If you guys really didn't like it, there would be more than just 34 NWs. So obviously people do like it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont understand how the joke ends with the mom eating the kid.. wouldnt she just be pregnant again and thats why shes fat and acting like a bitch?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Repeat post? I've definitely read it somewhere before......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's on DBPB

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's on facebook. from facebook likes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't had FB. Nice try though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you could "like" follow-ups, I would have definitely liked this one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best follow-up ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1011624 (BagleFinagle): BeautifulNightmare posted that in the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(...): <--- 3nipple boob

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't it be funny if this wuz a girl since ALOT of ppl said he/the guy/him lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. I forgot about the sex change!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus, did it take me two weeks to actually get this?? When I first read it, I thought the poster meant that the mom got depressed because her kid disappeared so she gained weight and then acted like a bitch to the kid who put the makeup on...holy shit I can be slow sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago