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I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?

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@1009339

yo momma's so fat that when she... actually,no- I don't have a funny comment there. I'm too white for yo momma jokes... and to do a proper lay-up in PE...

Anonymous -22Reply

....She ate him.

@BeautifulNightmare ....She ate him.

dude, I saw this on mlia months ago, before I joined amirite
way to rip it off.

@Im_so_bored_so_bye what post

something about a girl saying how her lil bro looked at a pic and asked where he was in the family pic, and the mom pointed to the her stomache and said "you were still in there"|then the boy goes to the sister and asks"...did mom eat me"
yeah....that was before mlia became crappy

I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.

@DanielJames I predict this will be POTD on February 1st, 2011.

You should meet my aunt. She makes predictions ALL the time. Like, she predicted my name.

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@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +486Reply
@987538

If by that you mean "You saw that I self-advertised my own post to Anthony as an attempt to get another POTD, didn't you?," then yes.

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@988507

Yeah, these comments are a dead giveaway.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +11Reply

Another appropriate ending could be:
"But it might explain why there is a withering fetus on the ground"

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +73Reply

I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

Anonymous +67Reply
@I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

I rofled when I realized this got 48 fav's before 1 comment

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OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works because no one else has dared to do it yet, like that time in Toy Story 3 when Buz asked permission to get into the better room at Sunny Side and the bear was like "of course!" because Buz "showed initiative," but the rest of the toys can't just follow him up because they didn't have the initiative to do it in the first place.

duckshirts avatar duckshirt Yeah You Are +66Reply
@duckshirt OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works...

Contrary to a previous comment, I quite liked your Toy Story analogy. points awarded.

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +29Reply
@duckshirt OF COURSE you're "allowed" to suggest a POTD to Anthony. But if everyone did it, he'd ignore them. It works...

no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile and be like "hey ant! i want _ and _ to be POTD. MAKE IT HAPPEN! please? :)", i would get my ass cyberly kicked. chances are anthony had this set out to be POTD before this guy asked for this to be POTD

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Ross no, if i were to go over to anthony's profile and be like "hey ant! i want _ and _ to be POTD. MAKE IT...

That wasn't what this guy did though; he just asked whether it could be a POTD. It also helped that he was an established user; some n00bs try it too and obviously fail

duckshirts avatar duckshirt Yeah You Are 0Reply
@I don't actually like how you used Toy Story as an example...

I disagree.
Without Toy Story, that comment would have been nothing.
NOTHING.

jessepinkmans avatar jessepinkman Yeah You Are +35Reply
@I don't actually like how you used Toy Story as an example...

I have always been known to make up the absolute worst analogies in history, I'm sorry

duckshirts avatar duckshirt Yeah You Are +19Reply
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@1009363

Such a n00bish thing he did.

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@1009348

You're just jelly

Anonymous -35Reply

Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

@astral_queen Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

I did... when I first saw it on DearBlankPleaseBlank.

@Prosopagnosia I did... when I first saw it on DearBlankPleaseBlank.

@1009625 (SillyBanana): @1010103 (Prosopagnosia): If you pay attention there is one pattern, you're all girls! Just goes to show you, girls have no sense of humor

@astral_queen Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

I laughed...at the follow-up. I didn't laugh at the actual post.

Emys avatar Emy No Way +8Reply

Now that this has been made PotD and there are comments about how he asked Anthony to make it so, I'm guessing that a lot more people are gonna start requesting to be PotD.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +33Reply
@Truuninja Now that this has been made PotD and there are comments about how he asked Anthony to make it so, I'm guessing that...

oh god... this will be lovely. -_-
"The mods are so mean!! They wouldn't let me get POTD" runs away, slams door and blasts screamo music.

sigh...

Anonymous +38Reply

Inb4 anthony having his wall spammed asking to get POTD

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Blearslyrarer With a knife.

Mr. Anthony, with the knife, in the observatory

@DanielJames Mr. Anthony, with the knife, in the observatory

Adolf Hitler, with the oven, in the Gas Chamber

TheTall123s avatar TheTall123 Yeah You Are -16Reply
@Blearslyrarer Too soon.

I was gonna post the exact same thing. WAY too soon.

midnightcookiess avatar midnightcookies Yeah You Are +7Reply

"This was post of the day on Tue Feb 1st 2011"
Wait..."was"...WAS?! OMG I'M IN THE FUTURE.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +26Reply
@what???

(confused by Rocky): Exactly.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Rocky (confused by Rocky): Exactly.

WHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Anonymous +11Reply
@WHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

(very very confused): If I thought today was the 31st, or even the 1st, I must be wrong, BECAUSE IT SAYS "WAS." That indicates the past. Which means my feet have beat a path on Time. cool smilie

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@1010045

Look right under the post.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@1010059

(rockys an idiot): Image in content

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1010139

Yeah, I didn't paste it to be funny. And it's not a "video;" it a gif. I put the link to show that's what I'd do if you could see me.

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@1010155

Yeah, man. I'm an Animagus.

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@1010165

I'll pass.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are 0Reply

Kind of a douchebag move to post this on Anthony's wall hoping for a POTD.

dzukacs avatar dzukac Yeah You Are +12Reply

i really don't see what makes this post so special.

This is too similar to that post on DearBlankPleaseBlank...

i dont understand how the joke ends with the mom eating the kid.. wouldnt she just be pregnant again and thats why shes fat and acting like a bitch?

Jesus, did it take me two weeks to actually get this?? When I first read it, I thought the poster meant that the mom got depressed because her kid disappeared so she gained weight and then acted like a bitch to the kid who put the makeup on...holy shit I can be slow sometimes.

Repeat post? I've definitely read it somewhere before......

LeeOwls avatar LeeOwl No Way +4Reply

A lot of the POTD's have been about women lately.. trying to hint at something, Mr. K?

JennaGees avatar JennaGee Yeah You Are +3Reply

I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW SHE ATE HIM D:<

Saw this on Dear Blank.

Best follow-up ever.

BagelFinagles avatar BagelFinagle Yeah You Are +1Reply
@BagelFinagle Best follow-up ever.

@1011624 (BagleFinagle): BeautifulNightmare posted that in the comments.

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@1010041

it relates to very many peoples comments

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@1010063

um... ok

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@1010348

I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?

I didn't hear you over the sound of my troll-alert alarm going off.

goo smilie

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Anonymous -1Reply

Honestly I don't understand why so many people are hating on this post. I personally thought it was funny. If you guys really didn't like it, there would be more than just 34 NWs. So obviously people do like it

If you put it on the mom then you wouldn't have to see your brother for another ten months

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are -6Reply
@math fail.

I said another ten months... as in added with the 9.5months

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jonesy I said another ten months... as in added with the 9.5months

9.5 years-10 years= -.5 years. -.5 years- 10 years= -10.5 years. he wouldn't have to see his brother for ten and a half more years.

Anonymous +7Reply

If you could "like" follow-ups, I would have definitely liked this one.

OFrabjousDays avatar OFrabjousDay Yeah You Are -6Reply

Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

Luv2golf42897s avatar Luv2golf42897 Yeah You Are -12Reply
@KickAss Nope, the stork ate him!

why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.

spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +161Reply
@Ross why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm...

Well isn't that where babies come from? I was just thinking that is where they would return... Wait don't tell me you didn't know?!? Oh poor Ross, yeah man babies come from storks, including you!

And yeah, I'm offended by your shitty remark! I have to take laxatives, just to go to the restroom and you showing off that you can do it anywhere anytime, doesn't improve my situation

@KickAss Well isn't that where babies come from? I was just thinking that is where they would return... Wait don't tell me...

you have to take laxatives? i can picture you one day: "holy shit i forgot to take my laxatives! how do i.." KABOOOM

Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Luv2golf42897 Is she pregnant or did she eat him?

Obviously both. Or do I really not understand where babies come from?

Anonymous +8Reply

Oh. Excuse me. I must have forgot that Amirite was a site for jokes, not actual opinions.

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