+1,491
You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?
Imagine Morgan Freeman saying that.
That deep-voiced Allstate insurance salesman you see in the commercials
Those are the two most beautiful things that have ever graced my brain :D
And strange how the above post was posted on my birthday as well xD
(And I noticed the AVPS Umbridge o3o
'Didya get my text? Well ya didn't text me back'.)
POTD
Yes, the previous POTD inspired the idea for this, but honestly, how is it copying? We both put our own spin on he idea of a birthday, both our ideas being completely different from eachother.
I thought it was inspired by polarthebear.
Half of the reason I like this because it's my birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
:D Thank You!
Indeed, happy birthday!
Awh, thank you!! I really ought to stop smiling, my face hurts. :D
You rang?