Also by MrRite+475We love to pick up and hold our pets, but wouldn't it be so weird if we lived in a world where creatures 10 times our size would randomly pick us up, pet us and possibly put us back down in a different room than we were in? We'd probably get pissed off pretty quick, amirite?
Also about year, kill, and celebrate+333I think we should all celebrate thanksgiving this year the old fashioned way: invite people to my house, celebrate and have a huge feast, and then kill them and take their land, amirite?
Also about sound badass+279You hate it when people say little kid things are awesome and try to make it sound badass by saying something like, "Pokemon is the shit!", amirite?
Also about human, life, and created+107All people on Earth are different incarnations of you. You are every person that has ever lived or will ever live. The universe was created so with each new life you could grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born. Intriguing thought, amirite?
Also by MrRite+10I'm so straight, I'd actually rather have sex with Miranda Kerr than Orlando Bloom, amirite?
Also about kill+350The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people - people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'. amirite?
Also by MrRite+205It says a lot about the true power of man, when for millions of years, we have been working on mastering tools and technology to overcome the limitations of the natural world, yet Mother Nature, practically unchanged since the dawn of earth, can still grind our way of living to a halt whenever she wants, amirite?
Also about food and life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?