+1,491 You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Half of the reason I like this because it's my birthday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D Thank You!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed, happy birthday!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awh, thank you!! I really ought to stop smiling, my face hurts. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine Morgan Freeman saying that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You rang?

by Anonymous 12 years ago