+1,123 Twitter: I'm peeing right now. Facebook: I just peed. Foursquare: I'm peeing here. StackExchange: What's the best way for me to pee? Quora: Why am I peeing? YouTube: Watch this pee! FML/MLIA: Today, I was peeing... LinkedIn: I pee well. Amirite: A good pee feels awesome, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Formspring: I always think of you when I'm peeing... Do you ever think of me? Asked by Anonymous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was a top tweet a few days ago :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I see, it was? I had a friend who just tweeted it. At least I changed it some though :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You added amirite and mlia/fml :) I'm not complaining, just pointing it out. It made me laugh :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tfln: Just peed in a beer bottle...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SixBillionSecrets: From ages 6-11, I peed on myself to get attention because my parents used to verbally abuse me. I haven't told anyone, but I promise to tell someone if this gets posted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Linkedin, Recommendations on my pee

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have read this on here before. Not so original! =/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you sure about that? I don't see it anywhere else... it's true that there was a similar thing on twitter, but that's it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well I have seen it before and I don't have twitter sooo... they must have a point.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(FallenSaint.x.): Well he/she said it was on here before, and I did search here and not find it, so she must have been mistaken somehow. I wouldn't be surprised if the twitter guy got it from another site too, but I still made up like half of it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sixbillionsecrets: I peed. On the pregnancy test. MOM, UNDERSTAND!

by Anonymous 14 years ago