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The bond between poppy seed and bagel has to be the weakest bond known to man. How are the poppy seeds hanging on? Static electricity? Gravitational pull of the bagel? Sorcery? amirite?

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Saliva?...of a frog?

Chuck Norris. Nothing Further.

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Monkeys. That's all you need to know. Monkeys.

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witchcraft

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mitch hedberg

It's the same magic that helps the lights turn on, duh.

I had never really thought of this before, but it's so true! Also, this is brilliant enough that even though it hurt my physically, I laughed for a long time. Kudos patrickmajor.

There is something about the phrase "weakest bond known to man" that makes me love this post

Its the small trace of opium after all drugs are magic

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