Not to be a killjoy...but He didn't start doing miracles until His 30s.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.....): well, you just murdered my joy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

11 Soon afterward, Jesus went to a site called Amirite?, and his disciples and a large crowd went along with him. 12 As he approached the home page, a dead person was being carried out—the only joy of roflmao, and she was a widow (lolwut?). And a large crowd from the town was with her. 13 When the Lord saw her, his heart went out to her and he said, “Don’t cry.” 14 Then he went up and touched the bier they were carrying him on, and the bearers stood still. He said, “Young man, I say to you, get up!” 15 The joy sat up and began to talk, and Jesus gave him back to roflmao. 16 They were all filled with awe and praised God. “A great prophet has appeared among us,” they said. “God has come to help his people.” 17 This news about Jesus spread throughout Amirite? and the surrounding websites. Luke 7:11-17 (Abridged version, I guess?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus probably didn't have a room, in the typical sense of the word...most houses during that time had 2 stories, with the bottom floor consisting of a living room type area, stables for the animals, a workshop, and a room in the back if you needed privacy. The top floor had no walls, just an eating area and some mats on the floor to sleep. If it was hot, you slept on the roof. So it would probably be more like "Jesus...have you cleaned out the stable yet?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Jesus, you're not turning any water into wine until you clean this up!" "Muuum, you're embarrassing me in front of the disciples!" "I'm not embarrassing you, I'm a cool mum." "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME...or my father."

by Anonymous 13 years ago